1 00:02:04,320 --> 00:02:06,038 SHARP BRAKING 2 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:09,272 There it is! They gave it to me Welcome to the end of the millennium! 3 00:02:09,440 --> 00:02:10,873 But what are you doing now? Are you stopping? 4 00:02:11,040 --> 00:02:13,156 Giovanni, I can't take it anymore! 5 00:02:13,320 --> 00:02:15,675 12 kilometers straight to Orte at walking pace, 6 00:02:15,840 --> 00:02:17,592 two hours for the chains in Ronco Bilaccio! 7 00:02:17,760 --> 00:02:18,954 The fog in Ferrara! 8 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:22,510 Dad, we even left at 5 because you were anxious! 9 00:02:22,680 --> 00:02:25,114 Lawyer, it's 11 hours we're in the car! 10 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:27,271 Shut up, that you are also a guest! 11 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:31,399 Call Montezemolo and let Schumaker accompany you! 12 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:32,754 Are you being funny? 13 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:35,388 In a few days it's Christmas and I have to open the house! 14 00:02:35,560 --> 00:02:39,348 But this black cat jumps holes suddenly! He had a head like that! 15 00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:43,354 - Let's wait for someone to pass! - But it's a private road! 16 00:02:43,520 --> 00:02:47,399 I'm 100 meters from my house and I can't reach it! 17 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:50,114 All right, I'll take care of it, go! 18 00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:55,110 - Nestor, come here! - Yes, lawyer! 19 00:02:58,520 --> 00:02:59,919 Come on, pass! 20 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:03,709 - Black cat again? - No questions, pass! 21 00:03:03,880 --> 00:03:06,713 No, lawyer! Remember black cat in via Margutta? 22 00:03:06,880 --> 00:03:08,916 - She passed it to me. - So what? 23 00:03:09,080 --> 00:03:12,834 Typhoon hits Philippines my house destroyed... I can't pass! 24 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:14,069 And instead you pass! 25 00:03:14,240 --> 00:03:16,708 If not in Manila you're hitchhiking back there! 26 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:20,190 Cocco, your plane ticket I have it locked in the safe! 27 00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:22,510 Look ma'am I'm calling the union! 28 00:03:22,720 --> 00:03:25,757 Giovanni, aren't you saying anything? But can't you hear these? 29 00:03:25,920 --> 00:03:27,717 - It's up to me - turn the world upside down! 30 00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:31,236 Nestor, if you don't come by now I'll confiscate your phone! 31 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:33,152 No! 0335 no! 32 00:03:33,320 --> 00:03:36,312 I count to three! One, two... 33 00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:39,878 Oh! Finally! 34 00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:41,837 I SCREAM Holy shit! 35 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:45,677 Kill the black mountain cat! Worse than Nostradamus! 36 00:03:45,840 --> 00:03:47,239 Come on, now we can! 37 00:03:52,720 --> 00:03:56,030 Guaglio! Unload your bags! 38 00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:58,438 Come on, let's go! 39 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:02,555 Easter, it seems like a dream! 40 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:04,995 It seems like a nativity scene to me, huh? 41 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:08,357 Oh boy! But we have to be recognized immediately? 42 00:04:08,520 --> 00:04:11,432 I took you on the jet set of Cortina d'Ampezzo! 43 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:13,556 Be polite people, eh! 44 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:16,757 Doctor, I can park his car? 45 00:04:16,920 --> 00:04:18,990 Gratefully yes! 46 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:21,279 Gennari', what are you doing? 47 00:04:21,440 --> 00:04:23,158 The snow was too frozen, 48 00:04:23,320 --> 00:04:25,914 my hand got cold and I had to throw it away! 49 00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:27,911 And in the face of the valet? 50 00:04:29,320 --> 00:04:30,639 Madonna! 51 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:33,553 Easter, sorry, I'm mortified! 52 00:04:33,720 --> 00:04:37,156 - Yes really nu criatur? - I had only seen snow on TV! 53 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:38,753 I wanted to meet her! 54 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:42,037 Now that you've introduced yourself, you're not dating anymore! 55 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:45,036 - Damn snow and whoever lives with you! - Uncle! 56 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:46,918 But what do you want us to know? 57 00:04:47,080 --> 00:04:50,709 - Do you aggia 'a spit'? - Lamm, beautiful! 58 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:53,231 Ah dear Mr. Esposito! 59 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:55,834 It is an honor to have you as a guest in our hotel! 60 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:57,513 The pleasure is mutual. 61 00:04:57,680 --> 00:05:00,194 You know, we usually have Christmas I'm going to Naples, 62 00:05:00,360 --> 00:05:02,999 bingo, struffoli, the merchant at the fair! 63 00:05:03,160 --> 00:05:05,276 We're bursting with laughter! LAUGHTER 64 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:09,069 Mr. Esposito, if I'm not mistaken he booked 14 rooms. 65 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:11,356 We are exactly 28 people. 66 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:14,239 My wife, Esposito Giuseppina, 67 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:16,595 my father-in-law Esposito Antonio, 68 00:05:16,760 --> 00:05:19,149 my mother-in-law Esposito Carmela... 69 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:22,232 As well as his father-in-law His last name is Esposito? 70 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:24,356 We are all Esposito except him. 71 00:05:24,520 --> 00:05:26,511 Nice to meet you, Salvatore de Rosa. 72 00:05:26,680 --> 00:05:29,319 I'm the buddy, anything available! 73 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:33,553 So there are 27 of you Esposito and a De Rosa? 74 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:35,312 Yes, he is the foreigner. 75 00:05:35,480 --> 00:05:37,755 And how do I manage the bill? 76 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:40,229 The account? I pay for everything! 77 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:42,834 APPLAUSE IT'S MY FAMILY! 78 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:49,030 But of course you are the lucky one superenalotto winner! 79 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:51,395 We read it in all the newspapers! 80 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:54,597 Let's say in life I got some ass! 81 00:05:54,760 --> 00:05:57,433 A bit'? 70 billion! 82 00:05:57,880 --> 00:06:00,713 Doctor, I lived of hardship for years! 83 00:06:00,880 --> 00:06:03,474 - Practically centuries! - Forever! 84 00:06:03,640 --> 00:06:06,916 And now I enjoy some well-being! Like Fiorello, Bonolis... 85 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:10,470 In the face of those who wish you harm! Tie! 86 00:06:10,640 --> 00:06:12,358 They love me! I'm their idol! 87 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:20,518 Now that's clean air! 88 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:25,037 How beautiful! Let's make two of us great mountain weeks! 89 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:27,714 Are you showing up at this time? 90 00:06:27,880 --> 00:06:31,270 I was expecting you yesterday! That's all the day I'm alone in the shop! 91 00:06:31,440 --> 00:06:34,273 Excuse us Mrs Clotilde but it's my mom's fault! 92 00:06:34,440 --> 00:06:37,193 Since Christmas Day we'll be here working, 93 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:39,749 yesterday we celebrated in advance! 94 00:06:39,920 --> 00:06:42,480 A tortellini binge! 95 00:06:42,640 --> 00:06:45,916 Well, get moving! Unload your bags! 96 00:06:46,080 --> 00:06:48,753 This is the room key above the shop. 97 00:06:48,920 --> 00:06:50,069 As? Pretty? 98 00:06:50,240 --> 00:06:52,708 Oh listen carefully you two tortellini, 99 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:54,518 maybe we didn't understand each other! 100 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:57,433 You are not the gentlemen Agnelli and Berlusconi 101 00:06:57,600 --> 00:07:00,433 who come to Cortina in a 5 star hotel! 102 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:01,828 You are... 103 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,753 Two unlucky students in my fourth year of economics! 104 00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:08,515 - Which we couldn't afford Cortina - They make us shop assistants! 105 00:07:08,680 --> 00:07:12,639 Well done! At one million and two until Epiphany! 106 00:07:14,920 --> 00:07:18,515 Socc', I can't wait to graduate! I find a job as I say... 107 00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:20,716 and an end to economic problems! 108 00:07:20,880 --> 00:07:21,915 Don't believe it! 109 00:07:22,080 --> 00:07:26,073 There are many graduates around who earn less than a clerk! 110 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:28,350 - - Megan! - Oh, Paolo! 111 00:07:28,520 --> 00:07:30,511 Look! There's Megan! 112 00:07:30,680 --> 00:07:33,433 The advertising one! Oh Madonna! 113 00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:35,073 It drives me crazy! 114 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:43,189 Let it be! It's not for us! Come on, come on! 115 00:07:46,360 --> 00:07:49,989 - Brrr! How cool! - Are you cold? - It's freezing! 116 00:07:50,160 --> 00:07:55,109 Look how you dressed! Mom, let's not go to La Scala! 117 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:59,717 I dressed like this because we're going from your girlfriend's parents! 118 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:01,996 You don't want to do that the usual figures! 119 00:08:02,160 --> 00:08:04,390 And how do I look with makeup? 120 00:08:04,720 --> 00:08:07,632 And after a nice little pizza, alè! Everyone in the car! 121 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:09,870 We're off to a great start... I SCREAM 122 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:13,677 Ah! The back! 123 00:08:13,840 --> 00:08:18,675 - What are you doing? - I wanted to break up the ice and I broke my ass! 124 00:08:18,840 --> 00:08:21,479 You're the usual idiot! You bungler! 125 00:08:21,640 --> 00:08:24,438 Don't start arguing! It looks like a Vianello house! 126 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:26,875 No, it feels like it in a nursing home! 127 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:28,792 I'm not Harrison Ford! 128 00:08:28,960 --> 00:08:31,872 If that's why you're Laurel and Oil put together! 129 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:38,837 Then God exists! How I enjoy it! Thank you sir! 130 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:41,195 How I enjoy it! How I enjoy it! 131 00:08:44,760 --> 00:08:48,469 Architect, he promised to hand over the house to me 132 00:08:48,640 --> 00:08:50,790 turnkey in early November! 133 00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:53,952 Between three days and Christmas, and no light can be seen here! 134 00:08:54,120 --> 00:08:55,314 Pitch dark! 135 00:08:55,480 --> 00:08:59,712 But what does he say? They are small tweaks! Fucks! 136 00:08:59,880 --> 00:09:02,440 Ah, this construction site Do you call me sluts? 137 00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:06,912 He didn't understand, me on New Year's Eve I have 100 slash 110 guests! 138 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:08,877 The cream of the cream of Cortina! 139 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:11,873 We have spent an amount and it is missing still the fabric on the walls! 140 00:09:12,040 --> 00:09:16,033 Actually I the November installments and I haven't seen them yet in December! 141 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:19,237 And he doesn't even see them in January, I'm suing her for damages! 142 00:09:19,400 --> 00:09:22,278 I furnished the Benetton house, Armani house... 143 00:09:22,440 --> 00:09:24,715 It looked like it had arrived Renzo Piano! 144 00:09:24,880 --> 00:09:27,394 But she doesn't know what to do 'a Telecom cabin! 145 00:09:27,560 --> 00:09:30,313 The hot water doesn't come out upstairs! 146 00:09:30,480 --> 00:09:32,835 Dad, what a drag! She isolated herself the front line! 147 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:34,479 And the second one too! It's ridiculous! 148 00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:37,791 The guest was also missing of the little one! 149 00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:40,428 CLASH FROM OUTSIDE 150 00:09:43,160 --> 00:09:45,594 Oh what a sweetheart! Holy shit, what a blow! 151 00:09:45,760 --> 00:09:48,911 They have to park in a row of fish not to hell! 152 00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:51,118 Hate! The little gem! 153 00:09:51,280 --> 00:09:53,350 Who do these crazy people know? The catering ones? 154 00:09:53,520 --> 00:09:54,919 But the party is on New Year's Eve! 155 00:09:55,080 --> 00:09:58,152 - Marco! - Jade! - You've finally arrived! 156 00:09:59,920 --> 00:10:01,478 - How are you? - Fine and you? 157 00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:04,598 What catering! These are the future in-laws! 158 00:10:04,760 --> 00:10:06,079 If so, introduce yourself! 159 00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:10,074 Kill how dirty the boyfriend is of your sister! Where did he catch it? 160 00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:13,118 This summer in Ibiza but she didn't know her parents! 161 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:14,315 Terrible! 162 00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:18,189 - Smile at the lawyer! Say hello! - Lawyer Covelli! What a pleasure! 163 00:10:18,360 --> 00:10:22,239 I'm Ettore Colombo and Mrs! It's tall though! What a pleasure! 164 00:10:22,400 --> 00:10:24,675 Nice to have a ball! 165 00:10:24,840 --> 00:10:27,274 - Look what he's done! - Don't worry! 166 00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:29,237 Let's do the guilt contest! 167 00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:32,233 I'm taking part in the competition and she takes the blame! 168 00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:34,789 Don't worry, I have a comprehensive insurance policy! 169 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:37,190 No, she's a helmet head but with the zeta! 170 00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:39,555 Hey, we came all the way from Monza! 171 00:10:39,720 --> 00:10:43,235 Now let's go home, come on Marco! Behind the front! 172 00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:47,791 - Dad calm down! - Dad, but do they treat guests like this? 173 00:10:47,960 --> 00:10:50,872 Certain! Welcome dears, I'm Giada's mother. 174 00:10:51,040 --> 00:10:53,156 He'll take care of the suitcases immediately servitude. 175 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:54,799 Nestor, Angelita! 176 00:10:54,960 --> 00:10:58,430 What are you calling them to do? They fell into bed! 177 00:10:58,600 --> 00:11:01,990 - Like in bed! - Eh, they have a fever of 40! 178 00:11:02,160 --> 00:11:04,594 There it is! The black mountain cat! 179 00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:07,350 Giovanni, you get it! 180 00:11:07,520 --> 00:11:10,114 Damn the day that I bought this house! 181 00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:14,159 He was so happy in the hotel! Welcome doctor! Regards! 182 00:11:14,320 --> 00:11:15,594 Years to shit... 183 00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:19,153 Oh God, it's seven o'clock my cooperative is closing! 184 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:25,196 Anchovies, sardines, five cans of tuna... 185 00:11:25,360 --> 00:11:27,078 We were almost as if we were seals! 186 00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:30,232 Let her do the shopping to me who works in a supermarket! 187 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:31,799 I'm director! 188 00:11:34,720 --> 00:11:37,109 - Toilet paper? - The other department. 189 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:39,271 And the peeled tomatoes? - The bald ones... - Here they are! 190 00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:41,715 Look at that for baldness they work miracles! 191 00:11:41,880 --> 00:11:44,348 What about the bitchiness? But I was talking about this! 192 00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:48,638 From the strontium in bald tomatoes! It's full of strontium here! 193 00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:52,270 In Rome there is a cosmetic surgeon Brazilian hair transplanter. 194 00:11:52,440 --> 00:11:56,274 The notary De Magistris in the lead it had an ice rink 195 00:11:56,440 --> 00:11:59,159 like Lake Misurina, how rubbish is this here! 196 00:11:59,320 --> 00:12:02,915 He went to the surgeon and now he looks like one of the Campagna Cousins! 197 00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:05,753 I have a quiff too that I look like a Black by chance! 198 00:12:05,920 --> 00:12:08,912 Look at that with my head at Lake Misurina 199 00:12:09,080 --> 00:12:12,470 - I still suck great! - But get it over with, go! 200 00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:15,234 - It hurt! - Poor thing! - Big man! 201 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:17,630 - I'll throw you a little box! - I'll make a mockery of you! 202 00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:20,837 - I'll kick you in the balls! But let's address each other first! - Come on! 203 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:23,878 But tell me something... (screaming) But do you have a lover? 204 00:12:24,040 --> 00:12:27,271 Shhh! Yes, I have a lover! In Cuba! She's Cuban! 205 00:12:27,440 --> 00:12:31,228 I would like to go too but my wife as soon as I say Cu... it pisses me off! 206 00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:34,870 I was there in Cu in October, for the company convention. 207 00:12:35,040 --> 00:12:37,873 A reward trip? - Yes! - But alone? - All alone! 208 00:12:38,040 --> 00:12:41,316 And there the great lust was triggered! And I met Esmeralda! 209 00:12:41,480 --> 00:12:46,395 (Sings) Esmeralda olè olè olè Esmeralda gave it to me! 210 00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:50,109 - Age? - Twenty-five years, half of mine! - Precise! 211 00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:53,795 Now, with two pears like this... and so on she with the quiff like De Magistris! 212 00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:55,479 Track!!! 213 00:12:59,280 --> 00:13:02,636 But what are you doing? Formula one inside the supermarket? 214 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:06,270 - Sorry, Chillo is a fool! - Eh, sorry! 'Na tramway! 215 00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:09,830 The cart was too heavy and I couldn't stop! 216 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:13,356 - But did you get it? - The aunt Giuseppina says refuel, 217 00:13:13,520 --> 00:13:16,956 40 muzzarellas, 30 kilos and pasta, 18 peeled... 218 00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:18,917 We fear Northern League cuisine! 219 00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:22,152 Gennari', aggia truvat' 'to flour for' pizza! 220 00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:29,679 Did we take everything? 221 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:37,390 Carramba! I look like Raffaella! 222 00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:41,519 But you look great, Mrs. Esposito! Then blonde is much more "Cortina"! 223 00:13:41,680 --> 00:13:45,116 Yes, but I'm Neapolitan, so I look Norwegian! 224 00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:48,909 Antonie, what did he do? Even 'n tree 'and Christmas! 225 00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:52,038 You don't understand anything! This is the Spice Girls look! 226 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:54,236 But who are these two terrible people? 227 00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:56,630 But how come you don't know anything, Countess? 228 00:13:56,800 --> 00:14:00,588 They are his wife and sister-in-law of the famous Pasquale Esposito! 229 00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:02,034 Go pay, Spice! 230 00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:06,273 How antiquarian you are! This hair I'm on the cutting edge! Wow! 231 00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:11,309 - Now that Pasquale sees you, listen... - Pasquale is more of an antiquarian than you! 232 00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:15,837 - Pasquale who? - Allegra, but don't you read the newspapers? 233 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:18,195 The Esposito who won to the lottery! 234 00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:19,998 Blessed is he! 235 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,913 You're telling me that those two are billionaires? 236 00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:25,674 Eh! The blonde's husband he won 70 billion! 237 00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:27,478 It always rains in the wet, 238 00:14:27,640 --> 00:14:29,790 every now and then a little money to those who don't have them! 239 00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:33,916 - That's it, Countess! - Perfect! 240 00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:36,389 What a treasure, good Morena! 241 00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:38,471 Because Marta is giving a dinner tonight 242 00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:41,552 for that young writer Baroque, Baracco... 243 00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:43,358 I never remember! 244 00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:45,715 A minimalist, they say a genius... 245 00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:48,599 I still prefer it Collins' sister 246 00:14:48,760 --> 00:14:50,955 to fall asleep at night it's the best! 247 00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:53,236 - Here dear. - Thank you Countess! 248 00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:57,439 - And what are you doing tonight? - Nothing, When I get back I'm dead tired! 249 00:14:57,600 --> 00:15:01,912 Tired? Don't tell me I'm beautiful like you she doesn't have a boyfriend! 250 00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:06,153 Let's hope! I only meet losers who want to take me to bed! 251 00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:10,916 So you know what we do? One of these evenings come out with me! 252 00:15:11,080 --> 00:15:13,310 Let's say you're my niece! 253 00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:16,313 Your granddaughter? Are you kidding? I'm just a hairdresser! 254 00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:18,596 But what does it have to do with it? 255 00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:22,833 We are in Italy of the lottery! 256 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:30,518 - Two thousand lire missing! - Excuse me. - Thank you! Good evening! 257 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:33,717 - Come on Spice! - Bye! Bye Bye! 258 00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:38,556 70 billion, understand? And they stick to 2000 lire! 259 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:41,758 Poor Cortina! 260 00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:46,195 Mrs Clotilde, does he still need us? 261 00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:48,590 No, thanks go just have fun! 262 00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:51,797 Let's hope! Here to have fun take some beatings... 263 00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:55,669 - Cortina is not Sestola. - And us we are not Berlusconi and Agnelli! 264 00:15:55,840 --> 00:15:59,071 So now you plead in the rotisserie and then on the cot! 265 00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:05,116 - Of course in bed at 9 and a half is hard! - Socc it's tough! 266 00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:08,352 Unfortunately this is the program! Three days of abstinence 267 00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:10,829 and then on Saturday we go to the disco! 268 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,116 No, I'm at the disco I'm going tonight! 269 00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:14,872 With that one! 270 00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:22,396 Good evening, miss! Where have we met before? 271 00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:25,393 You know, I'm from Bologna... Maybe we met at the seaside? 272 00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:28,120 - In Riccione? - No, in the summer I go to Sardinia! 273 00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:30,999 Then I saw it on TV! She's a known face! 274 00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:34,550 Look, I don't like television I don't do it, much less look at it! 275 00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:38,235 But you're cute myself! Come on, don't get angry, come on! 276 00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:40,675 - I just tried! - Well, you missed out! 277 00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:43,195 Miss, I forgive you, he does this with everyone! 278 00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:45,555 Ah, he does that with everyone! 279 00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:48,837 No, my friend wanted to say which I really like... 280 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,389 socialize, that's it! 281 00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:55,269 Morena darling! Do you want a ride in the car? 282 00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:57,590 - But that's... - Countess Dal Pozzo! 283 00:16:57,760 --> 00:16:59,398 I always see her at the Costanzo Show! 284 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:01,755 Yes, it's her, Countess Dal Pozzo! 285 00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:03,592 Thanks, I'll be right there! 286 00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:06,149 But sorry, do you know her? 287 00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:09,153 Of course, she's my aunt! Hello Bologna! 288 00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:14,628 Socc', I had a face stupid, huh? 289 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:17,712 - Paolino, you want it advice from a donkey? - Huh? 290 00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:20,758 Leave the countesses alone and stay with your feet on the ground! 291 00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:22,751 Tonight in bed at half past nine, 292 00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:25,434 and Saturday at disco on the hunt for a hairdresser! 293 00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:26,715 And that's okay... 294 00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:37,553 So, knees bent, erect torso, 295 00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:40,314 - and weight down! - Yes, professor! 296 00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:44,075 Does it seem easy to you? With all these you hooked my feet 297 00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:45,798 and I can't move! 298 00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:48,793 Lamm, Uncle Pasquale! Throw yourself in! 299 00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:51,235 San Genna', help me! 300 00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:58,469 - What do I have to do to stop? - Brake! Witch! 301 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:04,037 Attention, battalion! Get up and go! 302 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:05,599 Cannibals! 303 00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:10,629 Strike! They went down like bowling pins! 304 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:13,155 If you knew how much they were worth those skittles! 305 00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:15,675 - 70 billion! - No! 306 00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:18,354 - He's the Neapolitan of the lottery super? - Already! 307 00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:21,353 - Looks like he's booked - an entire floor of Bellevue! 308 00:18:21,520 --> 00:18:24,353 - Like a sheik! - Let's leave the sheikhs alone! 309 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:27,671 That there was one interested to my villa in Porto Cervo. 310 00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:29,398 8 billion, a bargain! 311 00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:32,438 He kept me entertained all summer and in November it disappeared! 312 00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:34,716 Easter'! But they were no better the Caribbean? 313 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:36,632 Watch out, you broke me! 314 00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:40,190 Sorry, but why the villa don't you sell it to him? 315 00:18:40,360 --> 00:18:43,238 - To him who? - Come on, I Sheik of Vomero! 316 00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:46,392 It's not a bad idea, you know? 317 00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:51,795 Giorgio dearest, I'm the lawyer Covelli, I'm calling you from Cortina. 318 00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:53,632 I'm in a full emergency! 319 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:57,793 I need her for the jobs of upholstery in the new chalet! 320 00:18:57,960 --> 00:19:02,317 She leaves tomorrow to spend the New Year's Eve 2000 in the Seychelles? 321 00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:05,472 Fathers, Caporetto! The upholsterer goes to the Seychelles! 322 00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:09,679 What's crazy? Block him! We have 100/110 guests! 323 00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:13,435 Instead of going to the seaside, why not does he come to the mountains to get some oxygen? 324 00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:17,115 Mom it's me! This is an SOS! 325 00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:20,909 The doctor has just left, i filipinos caught the asian! 326 00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:25,278 The vaccine? They are Filipinos, not I thought they caught the Asian! 327 00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:29,228 So you send me one of your workers? His name is Oscar... 328 00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:31,994 How does he say? Your nephew? 329 00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:33,878 Let him go now! 330 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:39,637 A couple even if unmatched, Indians, Filipinos, Peruvians... 331 00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:43,918 Cape Verdeans and also Somalis, but quick! Our hours are numbered! 332 00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:48,596 - Hi mom. - Good morning. - Are you two awake now? 333 00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:50,910 - Did we make it to 4 o'clock at the Area? - Where? 334 00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:54,197 At the Area, at the disco... I'm in pieces! 335 00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:57,830 Marco, bring me some yogurt, wholemeal bread, 336 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:02,596 some honey, a long coffee macchiato cold in a hot cup. 337 00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:04,273 Anything else? 338 00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:06,908 Well, if there is also a slice of pineapple... 339 00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:10,710 Voila! Rice for the Filipinos! 340 00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:14,236 Good lady, bring it to her in the room on a nice tray! 341 00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:17,995 Oh no joy! I am a guest! It's okay to be a cook, 342 00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:21,470 but on Canale 5 there is Beautiful and I don't lose it for anything in the world! 343 00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:25,918 Thanks Giorgio, it's ok, thanks again, huh? 344 00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:29,152 Thanks Giorgio, goodbye. 345 00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:32,630 Shame on Covelli! Slave of an upholsterer from Acilia! 346 00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:35,151 Ariecco is crazy! 347 00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:47,190 Dad, I'm in the car with this clumsy I won't go there anymore! 348 00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:50,511 First on the bridge we were about to fall into the river! 349 00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:53,353 The flagship wasn't enough for you? You the whole fleet? 350 00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:56,193 I'm not your driver! But what are you saying! 351 00:20:56,360 --> 00:21:00,319 And I took her to the pastry shop, to the cable car, to the games room, 352 00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:05,190 and they call me "thing", understand? Thing take me from here, what take me from there! 353 00:21:05,360 --> 00:21:06,918 I'm not Thing! 354 00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:09,958 Yes, the little one is a little ignorant with servants! 355 00:21:10,120 --> 00:21:14,238 Sorry, since he's back bring this to me from the Filipinos? 356 00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:15,753 No! 357 00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:52,715 Other than Sestole, eh? Here there is a snow of the Madonna! 358 00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:55,952 Let's hurry the shop reopens at three! 359 00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:59,192 So whoever gets to the shelter last pay for lunch! 360 00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:29,909 Hi Megan! 361 00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:32,990 - What are you doing? - I'm your fan! 362 00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:34,752 Go! Go away! 363 00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:37,480 Come on, can you give me an autograph? 364 00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:39,551 Go away! We're rolling! 365 00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:41,756 But who is that? What is he doing? 366 00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:45,993 Stop! Stop! Imbecile, you ruined the scene for me! 367 00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:49,118 - Now we have to - start over! 368 00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:54,598 Thank you! I'm standing here half naked to freeze me and you ruin everything! 369 00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:57,228 I didn't understand! I didn't do it on purpose! 370 00:22:57,400 --> 00:23:02,269 Megan, baby cover yourself! If you get sick we're ruined! 371 00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:04,908 And you air! Canvas! Here we are working! 372 00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:08,277 - But I... - Get out of the way before I break your face! 373 00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:12,069 Gianni enough! This job It makes us all nervous! 374 00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:14,196 No, it's my fault sorry! 375 00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:18,239 - So bye! - HI! I owe you an autograph! 376 00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:31,792 He was on skis in a suit all low cut! To feel bad! 377 00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:35,316 I feel sick from hunger! From this morning I'm having a cappuccino! 378 00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:38,438 Only here if you are not known no one gets in your way! 379 00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:41,751 The sir's table is ready Barilla! Is Mr. Barilla here? 380 00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:46,998 I'm here! Waiter, I'm here! 381 00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:50,709 - Are you Mr. Barilla? - Yes, it's me, I'm coming, thanks. 382 00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:52,472 Is your surname Barilla? 383 00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:57,275 HI! Yes, my surname is Barilla. 384 00:23:58,120 --> 00:24:01,396 But think about it! But Barilla... Barilla! 385 00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:04,358 Barilla Barilla! Do you know the one about the Mill? 386 00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:06,556 But you didn't tell me the other night! 387 00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:08,790 It's not that you left me lots of space! 388 00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:12,589 I thought you were the usual idiot who just wants to hook up! 389 00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:16,070 Roberto, do you mind if we invite Countess Dal Pozzo 390 00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:18,151 to have a bite to eat with us? 391 00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:19,719 THEY LAUGH 392 00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:23,632 Here's ours nice table booked! 393 00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:28,073 - You haven't introduced me yet your friend! - Oh yeah! 394 00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:31,437 - My name is Roberto. - Roberto how? - Roberto Gazzoni. 395 00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:34,751 - But Gazzoni Gazzoni? - Gazzoni Gazzoni! 396 00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:37,593 His father is the famous industrialist some candy! 397 00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:41,469 - Your father is also the president from Bologna? - From Bologna? 398 00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:44,713 Yes, Commendatore Gazzoni... 399 00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:48,989 Cases of life! Knowing in one just a Barilla and a Gazzoni! 400 00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:51,355 You're at lunch with half the Confindustria! 401 00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:55,149 Oh, they don't give you food here not at all! Billionaire prices! 402 00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:58,835 But what do we care? We're billionaires, right? 403 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:02,151 Let's not let ourselves be scared from a leg of venison! 404 00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:05,392 It's not like you have a friend to be presented to Gazzoni here. 405 00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:07,118 Paul, please! 406 00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:10,511 He just broke up with the girlfriend, so you're a bit down... 407 00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:12,671 I am sorry! Who were you engaged to? 408 00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:14,990 - With Herzigova! - Herzigova? 409 00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:16,832 Um... 410 00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:20,476 - But then Gazzoni sent her to shit! - Paolo, now good! 411 00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:24,110 Don't worry, Morena will take care of it now to find you a new girlfriend! 412 00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:26,555 Of that caliber there, it won't be easy! 413 00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:28,631 Oh, but Gazzoni he's good-natured, huh? 414 00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:34,152 The starting price of this wonderful painting from the 19th century, 415 00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:36,675 is 12 million, Who makes the first offer? 416 00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:41,910 We have the first offer! Who says 13 million? 417 00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:44,512 13 million to the gentleman! 418 00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:47,518 14 million! 419 00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:49,839 15 million! 420 00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:55,314 But this is what war wants! Now let's see who wins! 421 00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:57,439 16 million! 422 00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:00,551 17 million! 423 00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:04,191 - 17 million and one... - What do I do? 424 00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:06,669 - Destroy it! - And two... 425 00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:07,989 18! 426 00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:11,590 18 million! 19 million! 427 00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:15,269 Eh but who is 'this cacacazz'! 428 00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:18,751 Saved! But yes you? 429 00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:21,718 That painting in my house it would be good, huh? 430 00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:25,111 - And you have 19 million? - But for goodness' sake! 431 00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:26,759 And how do you plan to pay? 432 00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:30,629 Easter, you are the billionaire! Will you buy me for Christmas? 433 00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:34,236 And you could have told me before, it cost me 10 million! 434 00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:36,630 Now it costs me double, you idiot! 435 00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:40,395 - 20 million! - Antonie! 436 00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:44,314 That looks good in my house too! He's just your friend, I'm your sister-in-law! 437 00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:46,755 Hence the painting You have to buy me! 438 00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:57,079 And go, I'm better from Belmondo! 439 00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:59,071 Yes, I know a hundred times that you fall for it! 440 00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:01,800 Alletto, I get it because it's called bottom! 441 00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:04,713 - He hits his lower back! - I see you better in Cuba! 442 00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:07,440 Oh yes, with my Esmeralda! A love of Senorita! 443 00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:10,194 Yes, there is that a nice lower back! 444 00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:12,954 I would like it too a Senorita! 445 00:27:13,120 --> 00:27:16,954 I can't take it anymore! Work, family, daughters, Filipinos! 446 00:27:17,120 --> 00:27:19,759 And then my wife, Senora Covelli! 447 00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:22,309 I'm like General Custer, surrounded! 448 00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:24,869 Instead of the Apaches I've got the pain-in-the-necks! 449 00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:28,715 We were missing a New Year's Eve party with 110 guests, this is rude! 450 00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:31,514 - Attention! - Runway! 451 00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:33,875 - A rubber dinghy in the snow! - Hate! 452 00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:36,835 But what is "Games without Borders?" 453 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,275 No, it's the snow raft! 454 00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:43,911 We are seafaring people and then this is the sport of 2000! 455 00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:47,356 Arrive at 2000! The ditch! 456 00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:50,917 - Abbagnale brothers, stop! - Brake! 457 00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:55,232 - Give me a hand! - I'm wrong or have we already met? 458 00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:58,676 And who forgets you? Everyone those bags of flour on your head! 459 00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:00,114 They were for pizza! 460 00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:03,272 Doctor, if you want to help, we are at the Hotel Bellevue! 461 00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:06,193 - Pizza chefs? - We are actually customers! 462 00:28:06,360 --> 00:28:10,069 Nice to meet you, Pasquale Esposito, said oh maharaja! 463 00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:13,550 Nice to meet you Covelli. But her is it the famous Pasquale Esposito? 464 00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:16,393 The one who won 70 billion at the lottery? 465 00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:19,597 - Modestly... - The most envied ass in Italy! 466 00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:23,309 - Let me rub it! Please, Covelli! - Thanks, I need it! 467 00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:25,675 - Take advantage! - Enough, it's a bit disgusting too! 468 00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:28,400 He grabbed my ass for the stoup! 469 00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:31,996 She falls for me like cheese macaroni! Since I arrived 470 00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:35,038 I'm haunted by bad luck! She is an authority 471 00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:37,509 give me some advice on how to turn it around this situation? 472 00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:42,117 - I'm not the wizard of Arcella! - Don't be modest, come on! 473 00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:45,238 - If you really want, then... - Yes? 474 00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:49,712 - Rub here! - The red horn! 475 00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:53,952 - I already feel better! - Can I scrub too? 476 00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:57,590 - Are you screwed too? - Easter', 'na vita e mmierda! 477 00:28:58,160 --> 00:28:59,513 Vit 'e mmierd! 478 00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:03,195 - Ajo e tolajo, invoice that does not quaja! - Uh! Whoa! 479 00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:35,237 Senor, listen to me! Can you give me some information? 480 00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:38,472 - Tell me, miss. - Yo my name is Esmeralda! I'm from Cuba. 481 00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:40,949 And I was looking senor Hector Colombo! 482 00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:43,873 It's a surprise, I arrived for the holidays 483 00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:46,838 and they gave me to their house in Monza this address! 484 00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:51,352 Villa Covelli, ascent of Faloria. 485 00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:54,796 - Do you know where he is? - If you want I'll accompany you! - Thank you! 486 00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:03,918 Is this anyone here? 487 00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:07,511 Hola Senora! 488 00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:10,672 - And who are you? - Is this the Covelli house? 489 00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:13,115 Yes, what do you want? 490 00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:16,670 I got this address from there bedroom of the Colombo house in Monza. 491 00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:18,751 Soy arrived haurita from Cuba! 492 00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:22,551 Oh God, the maid that comes to me from Cuba! 493 00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:25,234 I'm Mrs. Covelli, the hostess! 494 00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:28,109 Come estas, Senora? I love Esmeralda! 495 00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:38,680 Dude, remember to unload the skis! 496 00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:41,115 And the boots from the trunk! 497 00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:44,272 - Girls, watch out for the slope! - Which slope? 498 00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:48,513 The one I throw at them if they don't stop to be rude! Rude! 499 00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:52,278 - Esmeralda! - Where? - There! 500 00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:54,590 - It's not possible! - But where? 501 00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:57,593 But what is he doing in your house? Did she come to Italy? 502 00:30:58,320 --> 00:30:59,753 But what bad luck! 503 00:30:59,920 --> 00:31:02,718 You rubbed his ass well Neapolitan, eh! 504 00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:07,271 It was just a fling! If my wife finds out I'm dead! 505 00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:09,317 But did you give him your address? 506 00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:11,072 Yes, but I didn't put the cap on! 507 00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:12,593 And good smart guy! 508 00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:15,593 It must have been the rum! What do I know, I lost my mind! 509 00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:17,796 And the young lady doesn't know that you are married! 510 00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:19,279 And what was the need? 511 00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:21,670 You will have told him "You are the woman of my life" 512 00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:24,991 "I invite you to Italy"... the typical Italian fregnacciaro! 513 00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:28,391 You fooled her with promises and that one showed up in Monza! 514 00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:32,155 - I know pains de panzas! - I'm running away! I'm leaving! Cover me! 515 00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:36,359 Giovanni, good news! We have the new maid in the house! 516 00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:40,069 Columbus! It seems he sent her here is our waitress from Monza! 517 00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:41,832 What a pain in the ass, huh? 518 00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:48,596 THEY KNOCK 519 00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:54,034 - Shhh! - Hector! Hola, little mouse! 520 00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:56,830 Sit! Sit! Dog there! 521 00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:00,072 - Do you enjoy my improvisation? - And not much, eh! 522 00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:05,109 But why did you come here in Cortina d'Ampezzos? 523 00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:07,919 How? You told me you are the love of my life, 524 00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:10,196 my jewel, come to Italy! 525 00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:11,395 But it's freezing here! 526 00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:14,916 For a cut like you do in Cuba the temperature has dropped! 527 00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:17,640 Do I understand? Here it is great polenta and osei, 528 00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:20,189 and you didn't like polenta... maybe you dare... 529 00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:22,999 You're a fish out of water and I'm a big mouth! 530 00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:26,152 Hector, you don't like it your little Esmeralda? 531 00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:28,276 - THEY KNOCK - - Esmeralda? 532 00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:31,034 - Mrs. Colombo is here - who wants to talk to you! 533 00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:34,476 - Mrs. Colombo! - Who is Senora Colombo, you mama? 534 00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:36,073 More or less! 535 00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:41,348 I recommend it! Water in your mouth! It's a question of life or death! 536 00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:43,795 My death! 537 00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:54,353 This is Mrs Colombo, Mr Colombo's wife. 538 00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:57,478 Senor Colombo's wife??? 539 00:32:57,640 --> 00:33:01,838 Yes, me and Senor Colombo married for 25 years! 540 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,560 25 years??? 541 00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:07,799 Cavron! 542 00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:12,715 Senorita, I have a sister in Bergamo, 543 00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:15,997 with muy big domestic problems, 544 00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:19,914 she has amiga in Cuba who comes here to Bergamo, 545 00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:22,310 - As a housekeeper? - Camerara? 546 00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:25,677 Yes, chambermaid! Like her with Mrs. Covelli! 547 00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:28,274 I'm coming to Italy to be a housemaid! 548 00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:31,955 HIT What a kick! Worse than Bobo Vieri! 549 00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:37,158 How stupid! I'm coming here in Italy for nothing! 550 00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:42,030 All my life, all I save, by the plane to be a chambermaid! 551 00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:46,553 Calm down! Let's talk about it another time! 552 00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:48,756 Don't worry! 553 00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:51,434 HI! Let's go, come on! Go! 554 00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:56,751 Esmeralda, my cipolita! 555 00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:59,957 - Puerco! - No, puerco, no! 556 00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:02,031 Maybe turkeys! Oh! 557 00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:06,750 - Yo te mato! - No, please, let's think! 558 00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:09,309 - Let's think about it! - SPIT - Ah! 559 00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:16,360 Goodbye! You are a hombre de mierda! 560 00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:20,392 No, I'm not a hombre de mierda! 561 00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:22,516 I'm a wonderful man! 562 00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:26,311 Ouch! Like me the heart hurts! 563 00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:43,190 Sorry Morena, I was late to braid my hair! 564 00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:44,873 Do you like it? 565 00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:47,474 In short... Lucy, listen to me carefully! 566 00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:50,757 My friends are waiting for us in front of the Post Office, please! 567 00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:54,390 I am Countess Dal Pozzo you the Marquise Vendramin of Venice! 568 00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:56,755 Marchioness? But I do a manicure! 569 00:34:56,920 --> 00:35:00,629 And today you are marquise! I met two right ones, not two losers! 570 00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:03,439 - Mine is a Barilla! - 'Ogre can! 571 00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:07,388 And it's cute! Yours is the son of president of Bologna, Gazzoni! 572 00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:11,519 - Think he was engaged to Herzigova! - Mama, a playboy! 573 00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:13,671 - But will I like it? - With those tits? 574 00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:16,593 You're also a marquise! Come on, we're late! 575 00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:23,190 Oh Pauline! It's a massacre here! One coke ten bags! 576 00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:26,511 - Gazzoni, don't make me a miser! - Barilla, stay calm! 577 00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:29,717 - We spent money at the refuge 200,000 lire! - Shut up, here they are! 578 00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:35,118 - Hi Morena. - Hi Paolo. Hi Roberto. 579 00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:38,710 Meet the Marquise Lucy Vendramin. Roberto Gazzoni. 580 00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:41,036 - Pleasure. - Pleased to meet you. 581 00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:45,079 Of course more than a marquise you look like a rock singer! 582 00:35:45,240 --> 00:35:47,800 And you are more than a billionaire, I'm like a salesman! 583 00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:51,592 - Well, shall we have a drink? - Sure, sit down. 584 00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:55,551 Gazzoni? Seen that you are well loaded, 585 00:35:55,720 --> 00:35:58,188 he brings a fiasco of French champagne! 586 00:35:58,360 --> 00:36:01,989 - Champagne? - Yes, so let's toast to your meeting! 587 00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:05,635 Look what you pay! I don't spend a penny! 588 00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:10,034 - Problems? - Absolutely! 589 00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:15,638 Marco then comes by to collect the photos from the other night at the disco. 590 00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:19,076 - All right. - Then if you pass in perfumery I ordered a cream. 591 00:36:19,240 --> 00:36:22,391 - Okay. - And remember to book me a massage. 592 00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:25,028 What a drag these holidays are! 593 00:36:25,240 --> 00:36:27,708 Easter, you have to take me away a curiosity! 594 00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:30,838 I live in a basement in Naples that in August I say: 595 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:34,913 "Think how nice it would be in the fresh air in the mountains!" 596 00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:37,275 Now we're in the mountains and what do we do? 597 00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:39,908 We lock ourselves inside to this crematorium 598 00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:41,513 like 'at my house in August? 599 00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:43,750 It seems like bullshit to me! 600 00:36:44,720 --> 00:36:48,269 If the VIPs come there, There must be a reason! 601 00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:51,352 Now because VIPs can't Do they do some bullshit too? 602 00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:54,597 I'm going out! 'I can't stand these southerners! 603 00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:57,991 You're right, instead of Cortina it feels like being in Pozzuoli! 604 00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:05,714 - - Have you seen who is there? - - I knew who was here for a commercial! 605 00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:08,348 - Megan Ghella! - How beautiful she is! 606 00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:12,354 - It's like a Madonna! Now you understand - why do VIPs come here? 607 00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:14,829 - I understand! Here I am if I understand! 608 00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:18,796 Miss, do you mind if I go up the temperature a little? 609 00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:20,393 No, go ahead. 610 00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:32,509 But what does the VIP do? Does it increase the heat? 611 00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:34,989 You can see that the hotter it gets and the more vip! 612 00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:43,472 - Sorry to bother you again. - No, tell me! 613 00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:46,757 If you like, when you have time, I invite her to my helicopter. 614 00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:48,876 Let's go for a nice off-piste ride! 615 00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:52,953 - Ah!!! Keep the helicopter as the lawyer Agnelli? - Yes, so what? 616 00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:55,998 Sorry, my buddy wanted to say 617 00:37:56,160 --> 00:38:00,676 that when you meet people naked and raw like us, 618 00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:04,196 - we all look the same! - Him too, for example, right? 619 00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:07,909 - He looks like he's starving, but instead... - Instead of what? 620 00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:12,710 - Until a month ago, I was a waiter! - I was a waitress too! 621 00:38:13,240 --> 00:38:16,152 - Truly? - In a pizzeria in Australia! 622 00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:18,231 To pay for college! 623 00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:21,278 I instead to maintain a family of eight! 624 00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:22,953 Oh yes? And did he do it? 625 00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:25,236 With tips yes, It was a nice place, huh? 626 00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:28,039 The Vesuvio pizzeria! I worked there too, 627 00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:31,351 as a pickpocket... valet! 628 00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:33,317 I love Neapolitan pizza! 629 00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:35,755 If you want an evening we invite you to dinner 630 00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:38,150 and I'll make you do it a special pizza! 631 00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:44,079 Very willingly! 632 00:38:44,240 --> 00:38:46,913 At that time? For our trip by helicopter? 633 00:38:47,080 --> 00:38:49,435 Sorry, I prefer pizza! 634 00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:52,672 Eh, 'a pizz... wants pizza, Megan Ghell! 635 00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:54,918 Esmeralda, where will you be? 636 00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:58,390 In a foreign country where not you know the language except mine! 637 00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:01,552 Don't worry about anything other than a bed to sleep you'll find it! 638 00:39:01,720 --> 00:39:06,475 Are they screwing me? Lawyer, They fuck me, they fuck me! 639 00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:13,471 CAR THAT SKIES - MUSIC AT FULL VOLUME 640 00:39:23,720 --> 00:39:26,996 Oh, in beans! Is there anyone at home? 641 00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:29,799 Oh, open up, I'm shitting under it get cold! 642 00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:32,679 Now who is this convict? Excuse me but what are you doing? What is he shouting? 643 00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:37,038 Let me in, I'm made of myself Rome - Cortina in 4 hours and 6 minutes! 644 00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:39,191 I know what a shock! 645 00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:41,828 But turn off that music! 646 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,434 But what do you like about techno? Listen to that stuff! 647 00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:46,670 No, and then there are people who is still sleeping! 648 00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:50,879 They're screwing, huh? In the morning How's it going in this cold! 649 00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:55,033 Oh! What a way to speak! We are in the Veneto! In the pearl of the Dolomites! 650 00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:56,713 Not in Campo de Carne! 651 00:39:56,880 --> 00:39:59,348 Listen, 'do you know what I'm telling you? But let me in, go! 652 00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:08,393 Damn, what a beautiful house, ah! 653 00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:11,836 - Well? Shall we start again? - By the way, I'm paying you a compliment! 654 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:13,513 But what's the matter, ah! 655 00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:17,031 What's with the coffee? 656 00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:19,270 Well, another one calling me "To what"! 657 00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:22,671 My goodness, if you don't bomb me de caffeine, helmet 'n hibernation! 658 00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:25,308 But who are you? What the fuck are you? And put down this thermos! 659 00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:28,995 - I'm Oscar, Giorgio sent me! - The upholsterer, finally! 660 00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:32,520 Oh Duke, he's around 'an orange juice 661 00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:34,671 that I shoot myself A dose of vitamin C! 662 00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:39,152 Look, I'm not a duke, I'm Ettore Colombo from Milan. 663 00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:41,550 But duke is short for it by your hair! 664 00:40:41,720 --> 00:40:42,994 Can't you see what's on your mind? 665 00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:45,993 It's a longing for cooked ham or Did they transplant your butt? 666 00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:48,310 - This is a good one! - Now I'll let you say it too! 667 00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:52,189 - Co 'du punches 'n the head! - Oh!? I couldn't be so compulsive about you! 668 00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:53,315 Ah! 669 00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:57,837 - My friends call me the onion! - And why? For breath? 670 00:40:58,000 --> 00:40:59,194 To me, huh? 671 00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:02,830 They call me the onion because yes I pijo, I'll make you cry!!! 672 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:05,116 But what is this noise! 673 00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:09,114 Meet Mr. Cipolla, the upholsterer sent by Giorgio. 674 00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:10,554 Is it called Onion? 675 00:41:10,720 --> 00:41:13,518 If he calls Cipolla why Yes, it makes you cry! 676 00:41:15,240 --> 00:41:16,719 And she's an upholsterer. 677 00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:20,156 Yes, but recently, you know I had it before some little problems! 678 00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:22,072 What kind? 679 00:41:22,240 --> 00:41:25,516 I was doing it like a Moroccan camel! 680 00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:28,558 I've been ruined for 15 years!!! 681 00:41:28,720 --> 00:41:31,518 - But all upholsterers are like that in Rome? - It depends... 682 00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:34,990 Then Uncle Giorgio gave me the opportunity enter the world of work! 683 00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:38,630 A chichi er Cipolla came out give tunnel! I don't do it anymore!!! 684 00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:40,074 'Good news! 685 00:41:40,240 --> 00:41:44,313 Listen Mr Cipolla, but we haven't understood yet, 686 00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:47,916 what did she do? 687 00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:50,116 Pure flour, enough that it was dirty! 688 00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:55,479 At Chicco I was first in the hit parade of junkies! 689 00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:57,437 Curious, huh? A guy! 690 00:41:57,600 --> 00:42:00,478 Oh, but it's matt chest' here! It's crazy!!! 691 00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:02,631 But she's fine now, right? 692 00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:05,872 But why don't you see how I am? Everything precise, everything cute, 693 00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:07,439 all combed! 694 00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:11,559 Listen to me Onion, I know too all precise, cute and combed 695 00:42:11,720 --> 00:42:14,996 but if the house isn't finished For New Year's Eve I become a hyena! 696 00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:18,277 Aho!!! Oh sir, Not a drop of vinegar, right? 697 00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:23,560 From now until New Year's Eve onion you line all the Dolomites! 698 00:42:23,720 --> 00:42:25,597 Did you understand? 699 00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:28,718 To duke! But 'or yogurt without spoon as you see I tycoon? 700 00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:30,791 We snort there, 'or let's hold our noses! 701 00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:35,670 You really are a phenomenon, chico! THEY LAUGH 702 00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:38,195 VERSE Oh God! Er heart! 703 00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:42,148 My goodness how am I!!! 704 00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:45,756 But how did you tajate this coffee, there's amphetamine, ahò! 705 00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:51,233 I feel like an Easter egg under the Christmas tree! 706 00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:53,868 - Strange!!! - Hate! 707 00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:56,235 What, instead of staying there without doing anything, 708 00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:58,834 prepare a chamomile to Mr Cipolla! 709 00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:02,879 But sorry, now I'm the thing and is he Mr. Cipolla? 710 00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:06,589 - This must end up the house for New Year's Eve, understand? - Understood? 711 00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:08,432 A chica, 'n't you worried', 712 00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:12,195 Now I'm smoking a joint tajata chamomile with valerian! 713 00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:15,716 Did you understand? Goodbye!!! Goodbye!!! 714 00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:17,518 Enough of this rubbish! 715 00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:25,230 Maybe you can't find us a table? I've been coming here for 30 years! 716 00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:27,311 I'm sorry, the place is packed! 717 00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:32,235 Permit! Permit! Here's the special pizza for Megan! 718 00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:35,198 APPLAUSE 719 00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:37,669 My wife! 720 00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:41,594 Megan, she did it for you heart shaped! 721 00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:43,876 Thanks Giuseppina! 722 00:43:44,040 --> 00:43:49,319 THEY SING Comme bell Megan Ghell, come bell Megan Ghell 723 00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:53,797 Enough! Let's eat her now! 724 00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:55,791 Guaglio', come on, come on! 725 00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:58,997 Take a nice group photo! Everyone posing, huh? 726 00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:03,149 APPLAUSE 727 00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:06,232 How beautiful! Pasquale, we want 28 copies! 728 00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:08,870 And what's the problem? 729 00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:14,398 THEY SING And how beautiful Megan Ghell! And how beautiful Megan Ghell! 730 00:44:15,480 --> 00:44:17,391 But who are those rude people? 731 00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:20,552 Phew! Roffredo, how ancient you are! 732 00:44:20,720 --> 00:44:23,757 Italy has changed and you didn't notice, huh? 733 00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:27,151 Madam Countess, gentlemen Esposito they are waiting for you! 734 00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:29,993 Allegra, don't tell me that you're having dinner with them! 735 00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:34,870 Of course! I met them at the hotel Bellevue and I find them divine! 736 00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:38,316 - Esposito! Dear ones! - Oh, finally! 737 00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:43,838 Oh, how beautiful the countess is! Better than on television! 738 00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:46,878 - Too good! - Good evening! 739 00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:50,430 Contessa, you are doing it an exaggerated honor! 740 00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:54,912 Pasquale Esposito at dinner with the queen of the living rooms, 741 00:44:55,080 --> 00:44:56,752 and the queen of commercials! 742 00:44:56,920 --> 00:45:00,629 Ah! This is a magical moment! 743 00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:03,314 APPLAUSE - LAUGHTER Thanks! Thank you! 744 00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:05,948 - Countess, take a seat! - Thank you! 745 00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:08,873 Do you want a piece of pizza? I made it with my own hands! 746 00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:11,110 Let's hope! I'm on a diet! 747 00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:13,430 If anything, I would appreciate some raw food! 748 00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:15,830 - Huh? - Eh... here. 749 00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:18,195 Easter! Excuse me, huh... 750 00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:21,750 I brought you photos of the villa of Porto Cervo! Look at this stuff! 751 00:45:24,240 --> 00:45:26,959 Look at that view! Here we are close to the Aga Khan, eh! 752 00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:30,192 - See, your aunt is here too! - But where is the Aga Khan? 753 00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:31,713 You can't see it here but it's there! 754 00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:34,189 Yep, my aunt is there too! 755 00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:38,358 - Which aunt? - Countess Dal Pozzo, right? 756 00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:41,873 Oh sure! Your aunt! 757 00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:44,831 Gazzoni but you don't eat anything? 758 00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:47,150 No, I'm not hungry tonight! 759 00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:50,517 And you too Barilla told me you didn't have an appetite! 760 00:45:50,680 --> 00:45:55,549 You're right, I almost delete the fillet! 761 00:45:55,720 --> 00:45:57,870 Yes, well done, delete it! 762 00:45:58,040 --> 00:46:01,157 Tell me, you guys that you are full of nonsense, 763 00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:04,198 who knows how many girls you have that make you feel good. 764 00:46:05,160 --> 00:46:07,913 Well yes, but us let's be very careful, huh? 765 00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:11,231 Let's not get fooled by the first one passing shampooer! 766 00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:13,960 Because what do you have against the shampoo girls? 767 00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:16,031 Nothing, for goodness sake... 768 00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:18,760 I'm open-minded, right? 769 00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:21,229 He knows more shampoo girls of a hairdresser! 770 00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:25,234 The problem is that when they find out that you have two lire in your pocket, 771 00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:29,439 you no longer know if they are interested to the lire or to how you really are. 772 00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:32,956 If it's true! I read it too on a survey by Gioia 773 00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:35,429 today we like Tronchetti more what a Raul Bova! 774 00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:38,592 - Good evening girls! - Countess. 775 00:46:38,760 --> 00:46:40,193 Comfortable, guys. 776 00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:44,717 Morena, I wanted to move tomorrow the color appointment. 777 00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:47,030 Then I'll come over to you Lucy and let's do hands! 778 00:46:48,040 --> 00:46:51,191 - But then you're not his niece! - And you are not the marquise... 779 00:46:51,360 --> 00:46:54,397 Vendramin? No, My name is Mantegazza Luciana! 780 00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:56,118 Oh god, I messed up! 781 00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:59,431 Don't worry Countess, I'm the one who screwed up! 782 00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:01,989 Come on, I don't want to that the gentlemen thought 783 00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:03,957 that we care about their money! 784 00:47:04,120 --> 00:47:06,873 - Wait, Morena. I'll accompany you. - No thank you! 785 00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:09,918 I make money with tips two and a half million a month, 786 00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:12,640 once in a while I can afford a taxi! 787 00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:16,156 Hello old man, It's a shame because you were cute! 788 00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:28,910 - Merry Christmas, love! - Thank you! 789 00:47:31,240 --> 00:47:35,199 Oh! John! The bouquet of diamonds with rubies! 790 00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:38,113 Yes, the diamond bouquet with rubies, 70 cocuzze! 791 00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:41,795 IT'S THE LAST CHRISTMAS OF THE MILLENNIUM, what did I do to you with a pair of slippers? 792 00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:44,315 - Love, you're great! - Sweet! 793 00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:45,959 All wasted stuff! 794 00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:47,951 - Congratulations! - Merry Christmas! 795 00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:53,348 (together) We made it Myself a gift! 796 00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:56,837 And I have a gift for you! 797 00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:57,955 Things? 798 00:47:59,720 --> 00:48:00,994 Nice, huh? 799 00:48:01,160 --> 00:48:03,594 - Do you like it? - Cute... 800 00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:06,911 Jade! Guess what did dad give you? 801 00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:10,356 - The bag you promised me! - De crocodile! 802 00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:13,674 5 million and eight! Throw away this rubbish! 803 00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:15,592 - Handsome! - Starving! 804 00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:19,275 Isn't there a mirror? I wanted to see myself! 805 00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:25,190 Columbus, you look right an Austrian prince! 806 00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:27,112 Yes, I look like Ludwig Von Pirlen! 807 00:48:27,280 --> 00:48:30,317 Anyway I made you I'm a kid too! Open it slowly! 808 00:48:30,480 --> 00:48:33,836 Look, it's beautiful, eh! Watch out! Look at this gift! 809 00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:42,076 Okay, sorry, I stocked up! I recover the VAT! 810 00:48:42,240 --> 00:48:45,789 - Here's Colombo, best wishes! - For me? Thank you, very kind! 811 00:48:45,960 --> 00:48:48,349 - But I didn't do anything to you! - A little something! 812 00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:52,672 A CD! Ah, here it is! Super mambo from Cuba... 813 00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:54,910 Was I funny? Come on, laugh, go! 814 00:48:55,080 --> 00:48:59,835 - Go to hell! - And go with the mambo! 815 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,798 And now a nice toast in the face of those who wish us harm! 816 00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:04,996 Mr. Cipolla, toast too! 817 00:49:05,160 --> 00:49:08,391 Thanks, but I can't! I know more I haven't touched alcohol for two years! 818 00:49:08,560 --> 00:49:10,710 You know, in the community they forbade me! 819 00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:12,108 A drop, go! 820 00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:15,317 - IT'S CHRISTMAS 2000! - I'll just wet my lips, go! 821 00:49:15,480 --> 00:49:16,469 Bravo! 822 00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:19,114 Good, ah! 823 00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:26,355 VERSES 824 00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:30,955 My goodness how am I!!! 825 00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:34,030 Is dead! One Roman less! 826 00:49:35,520 --> 00:49:37,795 Morena, what are you wearing for New Year's Eve? 827 00:49:37,960 --> 00:49:40,599 I haven't decided yet and then everything costs so much! 828 00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:44,036 To whom do you say? I would like too buy me a nice dress, 829 00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:45,394 but who has the sghei! 830 00:49:49,720 --> 00:49:52,598 Look Morena! There are Barilla and Gazzoni! 831 00:49:52,760 --> 00:49:55,354 - What do I care! - No, look! 832 00:49:57,480 --> 00:50:01,189 Nothing but billionaires! I'm a salesman! 833 00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:03,590 You understand what cheaters! 834 00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:07,594 They did like us! They just wanted to have fun! 835 00:50:07,760 --> 00:50:10,035 Oh yes? Now I'll have fun! 836 00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:13,999 Barilla, Gazzoni! Luckily I found you! 837 00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:16,196 I wanted to apologize for the other night! 838 00:50:16,360 --> 00:50:20,035 No, Morena is really us that we have to apologize to you! 839 00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:22,998 There was a misunderstanding, but we can explain everything to you! 840 00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:26,675 What is there to explain? I was wrong! I deceived you! 841 00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:29,479 It's just that I can't take it anymore to be towed 842 00:50:29,640 --> 00:50:32,154 only for kids what shop assistants do! 843 00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:35,718 And what if I were a clerk You wouldn't like me! 844 00:50:35,880 --> 00:50:38,838 No, but you are not a salesman, you are a billionaire! 845 00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:41,275 Paolo, Roberto! So what? 846 00:50:41,960 --> 00:50:45,236 Um, ma'am, we were watching some golf! 847 00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:47,789 Yes, my friend had chosen some quite a bit already! 848 00:50:47,960 --> 00:50:49,916 I don't know if I really like them! 849 00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:51,718 How wonderful! 850 00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:56,589 Every time I pass by here I'll give it some thought, but... 851 00:50:56,760 --> 00:50:58,751 it will be too expensive! How much does it cost? 852 00:50:58,920 --> 00:51:02,595 - 2 million and 6! - Gazzoni, how do you know? 853 00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:07,276 No, I just bought some a month ago one like Herzigova! 854 00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:11,039 - Blessed is she! - Do you want to try it? 855 00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:12,679 Yes please. 856 00:51:15,480 --> 00:51:21,350 Of course I, for a man who makes me I would go crazy for a gift like that! 857 00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:23,670 Go Barillon! Bloom! 858 00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:28,835 - Would you really give it to me? - Yes, well... 859 00:51:30,040 --> 00:51:31,917 You only live once, right? 860 00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:36,309 - I'll give you a gift! - LAUGH 861 00:51:36,480 --> 00:51:38,550 Thanks! Lady I'm wearing it! 862 00:51:38,720 --> 00:51:41,792 I want to show it to all the colleagues in the shop! 863 00:51:43,080 --> 00:51:45,230 Morena, when will we see each other? 864 00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:48,949 Well, whenever you want! I work from Liborio, call me there, right? HI! 865 00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:54,237 And now Mr Barilla, Who pays for my jacket? 866 00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:58,234 - I think I'm paying for what's here Paolo Scottone! - I guess! 867 00:51:58,400 --> 00:51:59,992 You got me in a lot of trouble! 868 00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:03,516 I did it for you! The message of the hairdresser was precise! 869 00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:05,511 If you buy me the jacket, I'll give it to you! 870 00:52:05,680 --> 00:52:09,559 - That's 2 million 600! - Madam, before asking for permission 871 00:52:09,720 --> 00:52:13,235 I wanted to warn you that my card it has a limit of 2 and a half million. 872 00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:16,995 All right, balancier! I'll give you 100,000 off! 873 00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:30,633 22 wheelchair! 874 00:52:30,800 --> 00:52:33,997 Five! APPLAUSE 875 00:52:34,160 --> 00:52:37,118 How good! She won again! 876 00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:41,796 Extreme luck! He did ambo, terno, quaterna and cinque! 877 00:52:41,960 --> 00:52:45,077 - But I haven't done bingo yet! - I want to see! 878 00:52:45,240 --> 00:52:47,879 33, the 19th century! 879 00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:51,715 Bingo! APPLAUSE 880 00:52:53,240 --> 00:52:57,995 Well done! How good! How good Pasquale is! 881 00:52:58,160 --> 00:53:00,674 He's good, eh, Countess! 882 00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:04,594 I wanted to compliment you for the house! A wedding favor! 883 00:53:04,760 --> 00:53:06,990 Ah, what a treasure! 884 00:53:07,160 --> 00:53:09,720 Thanks, I'm not complaining! It's a bon bon! 885 00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:15,318 But, darling, nothing to do with it with the villa in Porto Cervo! 886 00:53:15,480 --> 00:53:19,393 That... Look, Did your husband tell you about it? 887 00:53:19,560 --> 00:53:21,835 Oh yes, thanks that you offered it to us, 888 00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:24,036 but I don't see myself in Sardinia 889 00:53:24,200 --> 00:53:27,272 with all the zits outside like Parietti! 890 00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:33,470 Well, are you kidding? A woman so... charming like her! 891 00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:35,958 Countess! 892 00:53:38,600 --> 00:53:41,797 At that time? What did he decide for New Year's Eve? Is he coming to us? 893 00:53:41,960 --> 00:53:44,793 I don't know, I still have to hear the Martha... 894 00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:47,713 The Marta Marzotto? But let her come too! 895 00:53:47,880 --> 00:53:51,316 Yes, but that one has many guests, De Crescenzo, Sgarbi... 896 00:53:51,480 --> 00:53:54,278 The cream of Italian culture! What's the problem? 897 00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:58,433 It will mean that instead of being 100/110 we will be 110/120! 898 00:53:58,600 --> 00:54:02,309 And well, of course! With permission. 899 00:54:03,240 --> 00:54:05,310 Marchesa, the map. 900 00:54:05,480 --> 00:54:10,429 Notary, the map to arrive with us on New Year's Eve. 901 00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:12,318 Contessa, the map. 902 00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:14,309 The plan! 903 00:54:14,480 --> 00:54:16,994 Engineer, the map! One for her too! 904 00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:19,355 One for her! Here is the map! 905 00:54:19,520 --> 00:54:22,478 What a thing! What are you giving me! I know the shortcuts too! 906 00:54:22,640 --> 00:54:23,959 I'm distracted! 907 00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:27,396 There is still no one who must have the floor plan of the Covelli house? 908 00:54:27,560 --> 00:54:29,676 - Columbus? - What is it? 909 00:54:29,840 --> 00:54:33,310 We've been here for an hour and no one he still spoke to us! 910 00:54:33,480 --> 00:54:37,268 But shear, but of course, you're equal to me the postman from Val Gardena! 911 00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:40,193 And I don't look like that of Birra Moretti? Look! 912 00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:41,918 - Prosit! - Prosit! 913 00:54:42,080 --> 00:54:44,992 - They're talking! View? Prosit! - Prosit! - Prosit! 914 00:54:45,160 --> 00:54:47,594 - Prosit! - Prosit! - They only say prosit! 915 00:54:47,760 --> 00:54:49,318 - Prosit! - Prosit! 916 00:54:49,480 --> 00:54:51,596 Prosit! Great conversation! 917 00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:55,797 Gentlemen, the buffet is open! 918 00:54:55,960 --> 00:55:00,272 Oh great! Oh great! Slowly, don't let yourself be recognized! 919 00:55:05,400 --> 00:55:08,710 Calm! Calm! Let me die! 920 00:55:09,280 --> 00:55:14,673 VERY LOUD VOICE 921 00:55:18,360 --> 00:55:21,193 Don't eat with your hands! 922 00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:29,514 They are worse than locusts these southerners! 923 00:55:29,680 --> 00:55:33,150 - I'll sit down, bring me something! - What's a cutlet with risotto? 924 00:55:33,320 --> 00:55:34,912 Okay, what I find! 925 00:55:36,280 --> 00:55:39,636 Excuse me, can I have a plate? Thank you, very kind! 926 00:55:39,800 --> 00:55:42,519 Thanks, permission... 927 00:55:42,680 --> 00:55:45,752 - Permission! - And wait for your turn! 928 00:55:45,920 --> 00:55:47,353 Excuse me gentleman. 929 00:55:47,520 --> 00:55:50,830 Colombo, the buttered one He says it's the end of the world! 930 00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:54,276 I cloister her! I need air! I cloister her! 931 00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:59,152 Track! Track! Track! I need air! 932 00:55:59,320 --> 00:56:02,357 You were in pole position for me, What are we eating olives for now? 933 00:56:02,520 --> 00:56:06,195 Excuse me, get me some water I have to take some pills! 934 00:56:06,360 --> 00:56:09,636 The pills? Do you have any water? Here someone feels bad! 935 00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:13,315 Oh my goodness! The little pills! 936 00:56:18,840 --> 00:56:20,990 - Here, take the pill! - Thank you! 937 00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:23,355 But how many do you take? What are you killing? 938 00:56:23,520 --> 00:56:25,670 Yes, I want to kill myself! Look who's here! 939 00:56:29,120 --> 00:56:32,908 - You understood the Cuban! With us it is - fired and is a waitress here! 940 00:56:33,080 --> 00:56:36,755 Listen Covelli, you have to give me a hand! But give it to me! 941 00:56:36,920 --> 00:56:39,388 - What should I do? - You must be my ambassador! 942 00:56:39,560 --> 00:56:42,791 I don't talk to Esmeralda, right? Then you have to tell us that I 943 00:56:42,960 --> 00:56:46,157 I'll get a studio apartment but not exactly in Monza... 944 00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:48,550 - Surrounding area. - Yes, but decent. 945 00:56:48,720 --> 00:56:50,756 Then I'll move on... do you know how much I spend there? 946 00:56:50,920 --> 00:56:53,229 - A million a month! - You will understand! 947 00:56:56,560 --> 00:56:59,711 One and two? Okay, a million and a half, come on! 948 00:56:59,880 --> 00:57:02,838 - But he shouldn't go out on Thursday! Come on, don't joke! 949 00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:07,357 Come on, talk to us, Covelli, come on, come on convince her, go! 950 00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:09,590 Ambassador is not worth it! 951 00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:13,196 Tell that puerco Ettore I'm not going to Monza! 952 00:57:13,360 --> 00:57:15,476 I only want to return to Cuba! 953 00:57:15,640 --> 00:57:17,790 At the end of the month the countess pays me, 954 00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:20,110 I'll pay for the ticket and goodbye Italy! 955 00:57:29,760 --> 00:57:34,470 Esmeralda, now I know yo I'll make you a proposal! 956 00:57:34,640 --> 00:57:37,791 Tu me gustas, fasas me blood! 957 00:57:37,960 --> 00:57:40,030 Lawyer, please! 958 00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:43,875 I swear I'll leave my moje for you! I'll make you become a lady! 959 00:57:44,040 --> 00:57:45,996 The new Senora Covelli! 960 00:57:46,160 --> 00:57:48,549 I'll buy you a house, I pass you 5 million a month, 961 00:57:48,720 --> 00:57:50,790 I cover you with jewels like Ivana Trump! 962 00:57:50,960 --> 00:57:53,713 But don't say conterias, usted is a sinister! 963 00:57:53,880 --> 00:57:55,552 I like Ricky Martin! 964 00:57:57,600 --> 00:57:59,716 How sinister? But what are you talking about? 965 00:57:59,880 --> 00:58:02,348 In Cuba for 15 days you got bullied by Ettore 966 00:58:02,520 --> 00:58:03,748 and that was Ricky Martin! 967 00:58:03,920 --> 00:58:06,275 Humping? But how is this allowed? 968 00:58:06,440 --> 00:58:08,556 Yo and Hector we didn't do anything! 969 00:58:08,720 --> 00:58:10,915 - How nada? - Nothing at all! 970 00:58:11,080 --> 00:58:13,878 I'm not a puta, I'm a serious girl! 971 00:58:14,040 --> 00:58:16,474 I hold once hermanos, eleven brothers! 972 00:58:16,640 --> 00:58:18,471 'A football team! 973 00:58:18,640 --> 00:58:20,870 Tengo la mama muy amalada! 974 00:58:21,040 --> 00:58:23,076 Ciccinina... 975 00:58:23,240 --> 00:58:25,629 I have, in truth, many problems! 976 00:58:25,800 --> 00:58:29,998 When I met Ettore, he was extremely kind, 977 00:58:30,160 --> 00:58:32,469 - It consoled me. - Consolate how? 978 00:58:32,640 --> 00:58:36,189 -He helped me! - He did the rainbow mission! 979 00:58:36,360 --> 00:58:39,557 Yes, and I am deluded and I came to Italy! 980 00:58:39,720 --> 00:58:43,395 But now I want to go back to Cuba! From my family. 981 00:58:43,560 --> 00:58:45,949 I feel so sad... 982 00:58:46,120 --> 00:58:49,157 Oh little one! 983 00:58:49,320 --> 00:58:54,075 Don't do that! I'll help you! I'll pay for the avion, the plane! 984 00:58:54,240 --> 00:58:58,119 - Is it La verad? - And do you know that I propose Esmera to you? 985 00:58:58,280 --> 00:58:59,759 Tell me, doctor... 986 00:58:59,920 --> 00:59:03,117 Give me the tuft I'll give you travel in business class! 987 00:59:03,280 --> 00:59:06,192 Covelli! Fijo de puta! 988 00:59:06,360 --> 00:59:09,716 - What are you doing? - Eh, I'm going to convince her! 989 00:59:09,880 --> 00:59:12,872 Is it convincing? But I'll give it to you the chump! I love you! 990 00:59:13,040 --> 00:59:14,029 Ouch! 991 00:59:14,200 --> 00:59:17,112 Esmeralda! What are you crazy about? 992 00:59:17,280 --> 00:59:18,838 Are we kidding? 993 00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:22,151 How dare you put it hands on my guests? 994 00:59:22,320 --> 00:59:25,835 - Two puercos! - Shut up! You have to shut up! 995 00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:28,912 I'll give you five minutes to prepare the suitcases and disappear! 996 00:59:29,080 --> 00:59:31,833 You're fired! Fired! 997 00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:34,116 I'll take it! One and a half million a month, 998 00:59:34,280 --> 00:59:36,475 and I'll get her a studio apartment near Monza! 999 00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:39,552 Countess, don't do this, she's a refugee, she's needed! 1000 00:59:39,720 --> 00:59:42,792 No! The refugee he doesn't need anything! 1001 00:59:42,960 --> 00:59:44,598 Entendido? 1002 00:59:44,760 --> 00:59:50,790 Cipolita! Bunny! It's not your fault mine if the lawyer is a puerco! 1003 00:59:50,960 --> 00:59:53,952 STROKE - SOUND OF PAIN - You hurt my pelotas! 1004 00:59:54,120 --> 00:59:59,752 Countess, where will they end up? those beautiful girls from back in the day? 1005 00:59:59,920 --> 01:00:01,273 Huh? 1006 01:00:06,400 --> 01:00:08,595 Come back for me in two hours, huh? 1007 01:00:08,760 --> 01:00:12,719 Ah, in the meantime, stop by Giacobbi a collect the tracksuit I got yesterday? 1008 01:00:12,880 --> 01:00:15,553 And get the car washed that sucks! 1009 01:00:19,560 --> 01:00:23,473 - Listen, do you live in Cortina? - No, but if you want help. 1010 01:00:23,640 --> 01:00:27,076 I have to go at the Stella Alpina pension. 1011 01:00:27,240 --> 01:00:30,869 I know it, an upholsterer sleeps there who works in the house where I stay. 1012 01:00:31,040 --> 01:00:32,996 But I warn you that it is not very beautiful! 1013 01:00:33,160 --> 01:00:35,230 But it costs little and I don't have any money! 1014 01:00:35,400 --> 01:00:39,518 - If you want I'll accompany you! - Thank you, This way I also save the bus! 1015 01:00:39,680 --> 01:00:41,557 - Are you Spanish? - No, Cuban! 1016 01:00:41,720 --> 01:00:43,915 And how did you end up in Cortina? 1017 01:00:44,080 --> 01:00:47,311 - Guilt of an Italian liar! - Ah, I understand! 1018 01:00:47,480 --> 01:00:50,153 You fell in love of a handsome boy on holiday! 1019 01:00:50,320 --> 01:00:52,515 Lad? But if it could be your father! 1020 01:00:52,680 --> 01:00:56,912 No, my father is not that guy. Do you know Fantozzi? 1021 01:00:57,080 --> 01:00:59,036 - Who? - A wimp. 1022 01:00:59,200 --> 01:01:01,430 One who falls, crashing with the car! 1023 01:01:01,600 --> 01:01:05,115 Ah, entiendo! An Italian Mr. Bean! 1024 01:01:05,280 --> 01:01:06,633 Right! 1025 01:01:08,480 --> 01:01:09,435 And go! 1026 01:01:24,840 --> 01:01:26,990 Stop! Well done Megan! 1027 01:01:27,160 --> 01:01:29,435 - So, the arrival - with the sled it's done. 1028 01:01:29,600 --> 01:01:31,795 - You can go and rest - in a caravan. 1029 01:01:31,960 --> 01:01:34,633 - In the meantime, let's prepare - the race piece. 1030 01:01:34,800 --> 01:01:38,429 We have to call Megan's stunt double, Daniela. 1031 01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:40,272 Daniela! Daniela! 1032 01:01:40,440 --> 01:01:43,955 - He was here ten minutes ago! - Find her, we're late! 1033 01:01:44,120 --> 01:01:46,111 - Daniela! Daniela! 1034 01:02:04,880 --> 01:02:07,599 - Megan do you remember me? - Pig... 1035 01:02:07,760 --> 01:02:10,991 But I just wanted an autograph, you promised me! 1036 01:02:11,160 --> 01:02:13,833 Even with the stunt double! Son of a bitch! 1037 01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:16,992 - Do you have money for taxi? - Certain! 1038 01:02:17,160 --> 01:02:19,230 So come on, take me away! 1039 01:02:39,960 --> 01:02:42,997 How come a Barilla goes around with a small car? 1040 01:02:45,240 --> 01:02:50,075 Listen, Morena... Okay, that's enough with this comedy, come on! 1041 01:02:50,240 --> 01:02:54,028 My name is not Barilla, My name is Paolo Scottoni. 1042 01:02:54,200 --> 01:02:56,350 And I'm not even a billionaire. 1043 01:02:56,520 --> 01:02:59,751 I am a student who for rounding up a little is the clerk's turn. 1044 01:03:00,480 --> 01:03:02,311 - I know! - How do you know? 1045 01:03:03,080 --> 01:03:07,596 I'm not stupid! I saw you together with your friend Gazzoni, 1046 01:03:07,760 --> 01:03:10,354 while serving customers in the shop. 1047 01:03:10,520 --> 01:03:12,750 Sorry, I did just because I like you! 1048 01:03:12,920 --> 01:03:15,070 - Yes, certainly! - This time it's the truth! 1049 01:03:15,240 --> 01:03:18,073 The truth is that you want yourself just have fun! 1050 01:03:18,240 --> 01:03:21,357 So when you return to Bologna you have something to tell! 1051 01:03:21,520 --> 01:03:23,238 - What are you saying! - Don't touch me! 1052 01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:24,833 - But... - Don't touch me! 1053 01:03:29,680 --> 01:03:31,910 - Morena! - Miss Marangon! 1054 01:03:32,080 --> 01:03:33,274 What happens? 1055 01:03:34,120 --> 01:03:36,475 Nothing, there's an idiot that bothers me! 1056 01:03:36,640 --> 01:03:39,154 Go away, before I break your face! 1057 01:03:48,840 --> 01:03:51,798 - Is everything okay, miss? - Yes, everything is fine, thanks. 1058 01:03:51,960 --> 01:03:54,235 Morena works at Liborio. This is my brother, Luca. 1059 01:03:54,400 --> 01:03:55,469 Pleasure. 1060 01:03:55,640 --> 01:03:59,030 - Would you call me a taxi? - But which taxi, we'll take you! 1061 01:03:59,200 --> 01:04:02,636 Thank you. And then I never went up on a Ferrari. 1062 01:04:11,080 --> 01:04:13,355 Look at this! It's two o'clock! 1063 01:04:13,520 --> 01:04:16,034 You see those two Did they come here to dance? 1064 01:04:16,200 --> 01:04:18,998 Your fault! If I had a girlfriend 14 years old, 1065 01:04:19,160 --> 01:04:22,391 I would never let her go out alone at night like Alessia Merz! 1066 01:04:22,560 --> 01:04:23,993 - Is it my fault? - And what's mine? 1067 01:04:24,160 --> 01:04:26,799 Yes, you had to go get them at the cinema at midnight! 1068 01:04:26,960 --> 01:04:28,598 I went but they weren't there! 1069 01:04:28,760 --> 01:04:32,196 And I couldn't do it your driver, your babysitter! 1070 01:04:32,360 --> 01:04:33,918 I'm sleepy and I'm going to sleep! 1071 01:04:34,080 --> 01:04:37,470 No, you come and look for them now with me at the cost of making the dawn! 1072 01:04:37,640 --> 01:04:41,110 - Walk! - Okay, but I want to go to sleep! - Walk! 1073 01:04:41,280 --> 01:04:42,554 Pay for the ticket! 1074 01:04:42,840 --> 01:04:47,675 DISCO MUSIC 1075 01:05:01,880 --> 01:05:05,429 Ladies, may we have the honor to invite you to our table? 1076 01:05:05,600 --> 01:05:06,999 And what's wrong with the table? 1077 01:05:07,160 --> 01:05:10,709 - Certain! The most beautiful in the room! - Are you Bill Gates' children? 1078 01:05:10,880 --> 01:05:13,713 - No, we are Gaetano and Gennaro Esposito. - Esposito? 1079 01:05:13,880 --> 01:05:15,598 And do you have the money for the table? 1080 01:05:15,760 --> 01:05:18,558 Don't worry, beautiful! Keep the rolls! 1081 01:05:18,720 --> 01:05:21,393 - Home straight away, unfortunate girl! - Dad, what a drag! 1082 01:05:21,560 --> 01:05:25,792 Rude, watch your mouth! Two hours waiting outside at the cinema! 1083 01:05:25,960 --> 01:05:27,791 The movie was bad and we went out! 1084 01:05:27,960 --> 01:05:30,190 And instead he goes home did you come here? 1085 01:05:30,360 --> 01:05:33,989 - Come on, go home and sleep! - And from today on punishment! 1086 01:05:34,160 --> 01:05:36,628 - But what do I have to do with it? - You always have something to do with it! 1087 01:05:36,800 --> 01:05:38,870 Alura, go to sleep! Off to bed everyone! 1088 01:05:55,440 --> 01:05:57,078 Esmeralda... 1089 01:05:58,120 --> 01:05:59,758 But did I become a cubist? 1090 01:06:00,680 --> 01:06:02,557 Look at that cube! 1091 01:06:06,160 --> 01:06:09,357 A cubist from Cuba, a Cuban cubist... 1092 01:06:13,640 --> 01:06:16,837 So, sir? Do you enjoy them like bailo? 1093 01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:20,595 Yes, you're not bad at all! I hold you until my cubist comes back, 1094 01:06:20,760 --> 01:06:23,069 - he's in bed with the flu! - Thank you! 1095 01:06:23,240 --> 01:06:25,549 I need them to go back to Cuba! 1096 01:06:30,240 --> 01:06:34,119 Esmeralda! Blessed Esmeralda! Love of my life! 1097 01:06:34,280 --> 01:06:37,352 Oh my eyes! Please! Let's be crazy! 1098 01:06:37,520 --> 01:06:40,080 - Give me a kiss in my mouth! - Go, puerco! 1099 01:06:40,240 --> 01:06:42,708 If I know a puerco, you are my little pig! 1100 01:06:42,880 --> 01:06:45,189 Security, please! He's harassing me! 1101 01:06:45,360 --> 01:06:49,433 - But aren't you ashamed at your age? - Let me go! 1102 01:06:49,600 --> 01:06:52,319 Drop me Godzilla, drop me! Put me down! 1103 01:06:52,480 --> 01:06:55,552 - Dad, what are you doing here? - What am I doing? 1104 01:06:55,720 --> 01:06:58,154 What are you doing around the clubs at 2 in the morning 1105 01:06:58,320 --> 01:07:00,993 like Flavio Briatore who is looking for his Naomi! 1106 01:07:01,160 --> 01:07:03,435 - Come on! - Easy, I feel like vomiting! 1107 01:07:04,600 --> 01:07:06,238 Hello Marco! 1108 01:07:06,400 --> 01:07:08,516 Hi Esmeralda! 1109 01:07:09,600 --> 01:07:12,398 - View? I found a job! - I'm happy! 1110 01:07:15,040 --> 01:07:15,995 Uhhh! 1111 01:07:18,200 --> 01:07:20,111 What happened to you? 1112 01:07:20,280 --> 01:07:22,236 There were a lot of people at the bar! 1113 01:07:22,400 --> 01:07:25,836 Yes, okay, now stop it to play dumb with that bitch! 1114 01:07:28,280 --> 01:07:31,078 Look, I'll take a moment to send you to hell! 1115 01:07:31,240 --> 01:07:33,196 Come on Jade! Don't start again! 1116 01:07:36,640 --> 01:07:38,676 (sings) But what, but what... 1117 01:07:38,840 --> 01:07:41,149 - Soak them up, eh? - Please? 1118 01:07:41,320 --> 01:07:43,675 - A nice game of hips, I'm equal to Totti! - Who? 1119 01:07:43,840 --> 01:07:46,308 - Er baby! But when do you live? - In Barca di Cadore! 1120 01:07:46,480 --> 01:07:48,948 You'll understand, I know you're not a fan to Rome, eh? 1121 01:07:49,120 --> 01:07:50,394 - Heat? - A bit'! 1122 01:07:50,560 --> 01:07:53,711 'Oh I see! Your armpit is emotional! But what is a puddle? 1123 01:07:53,880 --> 01:07:56,792 Let's have a drink I'm dirty too, go! 1124 01:07:56,960 --> 01:07:58,313 'Namo vie'! 1125 01:08:02,800 --> 01:08:04,995 - What are you doing, darling? - What? 1126 01:08:05,160 --> 01:08:07,833 - What do you drink? - Ah, a grappa, thanks! 1127 01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:09,115 A splendid! 1128 01:08:09,280 --> 01:08:13,637 'Na grappa to Sailor Moon and me a nice glass of spring water! 1129 01:08:13,800 --> 01:08:15,756 I don't get much use out of alcohol! 1130 01:08:15,920 --> 01:08:17,831 How come you're talking funny, onion! 1131 01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:22,198 No, no, no... a little, a little, a little what did you understand? 1132 01:08:22,360 --> 01:08:25,352 Do I talk funny? No, I say, am I talking funny? 1133 01:08:25,520 --> 01:08:29,229 But you must sound funny! Ocio, the old man, go, mona... 1134 01:08:29,400 --> 01:08:31,868 But what happened to you on holiday? 'to the tongue? Let's go! 1135 01:08:32,040 --> 01:08:33,314 - Cheers! - Cheers! 1136 01:08:36,440 --> 01:08:39,876 - Morena sent me to hell. - - No, I'm sorry! 1137 01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:43,275 We're both losers! 1138 01:08:46,400 --> 01:08:48,550 Always alone like dogs! 1139 01:08:52,560 --> 01:08:54,676 HI! I'm Megan. 1140 01:08:57,120 --> 01:09:00,271 - Megan sleeps here tonight. - LEl LAUGHS 1141 01:09:00,440 --> 01:09:03,159 Sorry, then I'll remove the trouble. 1142 01:09:03,320 --> 01:09:05,276 No, I'm the one who needs to apologize! 1143 01:09:05,440 --> 01:09:08,637 Hopefully two in one bed don't be too tight! 1144 01:09:08,800 --> 01:09:11,792 We are used to it, we sleep often camping together, 1145 01:09:11,960 --> 01:09:13,757 in a very small tent! 1146 01:09:13,920 --> 01:09:17,549 Okay! Thanks guys. Good night. 1147 01:09:20,080 --> 01:09:21,149 'Night! 1148 01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:27,039 (whispers) - Do you want to explain to me? - She argued with her boyfriend! 1149 01:09:27,200 --> 01:09:31,796 Oh, please! In Bologna Let's not tell anyone about it, huh? 1150 01:09:31,960 --> 01:09:35,316 If they know we passed the night with Megan doing nothing 1151 01:09:35,480 --> 01:09:37,710 they take the piss out of us up to 3000! 1152 01:09:54,040 --> 01:09:55,712 You wait for me here! 1153 01:09:55,880 --> 01:09:58,155 I take my stuff, liquid Gianni, 1154 01:09:58,320 --> 01:10:01,630 and then please take me to the other hotel! 1155 01:10:01,800 --> 01:10:03,392 - All right. - Okay. 1156 01:10:14,360 --> 01:10:17,432 Excuse me, I'm waiting Miss Megan, have you seen her? 1157 01:10:17,600 --> 01:10:18,749 Yes, look, he's at the bar. 1158 01:10:18,920 --> 01:10:20,512 - Thank you. - Please. 1159 01:10:43,080 --> 01:10:45,674 Thanks sir! I have a headache! 1160 01:10:45,840 --> 01:10:47,558 Who knows what he did last night! 1161 01:10:47,720 --> 01:10:49,358 But what do I know? Who remembers it! 1162 01:10:49,520 --> 01:10:52,512 Now go to work tomorrow everything must be ready! 1163 01:10:52,680 --> 01:10:56,229 I can't even walk! The snails crawl near me! 1164 01:10:59,080 --> 01:11:02,595 HIT To Brucie Li, what is he doing! 1165 01:11:02,760 --> 01:11:05,433 If you dare again I'll give you 'a headbutt 'n the forehead 1166 01:11:05,600 --> 01:11:07,909 I'll take care of you why the glasses! 1167 01:11:08,080 --> 01:11:09,957 Go ahead... these bonzai! 1168 01:11:10,200 --> 01:11:12,953 So, how do you feel? Has your fever gone? 1169 01:11:13,120 --> 01:11:16,556 - Now there is 34.9! - Great weakness! 1170 01:11:16,720 --> 01:11:20,395 No, that's enough! Now even if I go down to 33 on New Year's Eve work! 1171 01:11:20,560 --> 01:11:23,120 Come on, there's cleaning to do all the silverware! 1172 01:11:23,280 --> 01:11:26,556 - Hi John. - HI. Hi Nestor, hi Angelita. 1173 01:11:26,720 --> 01:11:28,472 Good morning, lawyer! 1174 01:11:28,640 --> 01:11:30,995 - Is the evil eye over? - - Let's hope so! 1175 01:11:31,240 --> 01:11:33,754 However I would say that for tomorrow everything is ready! 1176 01:11:33,920 --> 01:11:35,911 That's better! What it costs me! 1177 01:11:36,080 --> 01:11:39,072 - But... - Come on! What's still there? 1178 01:11:39,240 --> 01:11:41,993 I just miss it the icing on the cake... 1179 01:11:42,160 --> 01:11:45,516 Something delicious he does with it it ended up with the photo in the newspapers. 1180 01:11:51,240 --> 01:11:53,276 - Here's the icing! - What is it? 1181 01:11:53,440 --> 01:11:56,716 If we invite this horse at the party nothing but newspapers 1182 01:11:56,880 --> 01:11:58,757 we end up on Emilio Fede's TG4! 1183 01:11:58,920 --> 01:12:01,036 And does it seem easy to you? 1184 01:12:04,360 --> 01:12:07,955 Take it to the young lady immediately Megan at the Hotel Bellevue, urgent! 1185 01:12:08,120 --> 01:12:10,429 Don't worry, it will make a great impression! 1186 01:12:10,600 --> 01:12:12,431 - Let's hope so! - Here, here! 1187 01:12:12,600 --> 01:12:14,511 - What are you doing here? - HI! 1188 01:12:14,680 --> 01:12:17,513 - Is your wife there? - No, I'm alone! - That's better! 1189 01:12:17,680 --> 01:12:20,513 - Here's your basket! - Thank you ma'am! 1190 01:12:20,680 --> 01:12:22,477 - How beautiful! - And who is the lucky one? 1191 01:12:22,640 --> 01:12:25,473 - Esmeralda! - Still? - It's up to Stella Alpina! 1192 01:12:25,640 --> 01:12:28,712 There's no hope! When he sees throw your flowers in the toilet! 1193 01:12:28,880 --> 01:12:31,678 Do you throw them in the toilet? Hang on here for a while! Do you throw them in the toilet? 1194 01:12:31,840 --> 01:12:36,277 I spent the entire thirteenth because I put him in the basket! 1195 01:12:36,440 --> 01:12:38,829 Do you see it? Now I'll put the marbles in... 1196 01:12:39,000 --> 01:12:41,230 For Megan Gale, Hotel Bellevue. How come? 1197 01:12:41,400 --> 01:12:43,311 They exchanged tickets! 1198 01:12:43,480 --> 01:12:46,836 Ma'am, can you bring me back the flowers? There was an error! 1199 01:12:47,000 --> 01:12:49,878 They've already left, the boy It's out for delivery! 1200 01:12:50,040 --> 01:12:51,598 'Damn! 1201 01:12:52,600 --> 01:12:54,397 - They brought these flowers for her. - 1202 01:12:55,120 --> 01:12:56,030 Thank you. 1203 01:12:56,400 --> 01:12:57,549 As in. 1204 01:12:59,720 --> 01:13:02,678 Put them there in the vase, I'm going to remove this. 1205 01:13:15,800 --> 01:13:17,995 - Hi Leo! - Lawyer Covelli! 1206 01:13:18,160 --> 01:13:20,390 We miss it this year in the hotel! 1207 01:13:20,560 --> 01:13:22,835 The chalet has been made! The mortgage was taken out. 1208 01:13:23,000 --> 01:13:25,275 You gave my flowers to the young lady? 1209 01:13:25,440 --> 01:13:27,715 Yes, right now, I put them in the living room. 1210 01:13:27,880 --> 01:13:29,950 - Did you read the note? - Not yet. 1211 01:13:30,120 --> 01:13:31,758 That's better! That's better! 1212 01:13:31,920 --> 01:13:34,559 - What's written? - Don't worry! Quick! 1213 01:13:34,720 --> 01:13:38,156 Let's go in and change for a moment the ticket, there was a mistake! 1214 01:13:38,320 --> 01:13:40,595 Gentlemen indeed I'm still in the room! 1215 01:13:40,760 --> 01:13:43,991 - Give it to me! - Oh, come on to help me because everything is falling to me? 1216 01:13:44,160 --> 01:13:46,674 Don't worry, on the ticket we'll take care of it! 1217 01:13:46,840 --> 01:13:49,912 - But please... - Come on, go figure! 1218 01:13:51,400 --> 01:13:53,152 - Shhh! - There they are! 1219 01:13:53,320 --> 01:13:55,311 Those! Come on, come on! 1220 01:13:55,480 --> 01:13:58,916 - Silence, look, eh... - The ticket! 1221 01:13:59,080 --> 01:14:01,310 I can't, see? Take it, it's in your pocket! 1222 01:14:01,480 --> 01:14:04,756 - Left or right? - I believe on the right, come on take it... 1223 01:14:04,920 --> 01:14:08,117 - And I don't have to pay for it! - Yes the fish! 'Na straw! 1224 01:14:08,280 --> 01:14:10,919 - There's nothing! - Then it will be on the left, try! 1225 01:14:11,080 --> 01:14:12,399 - Megan! Love! 1226 01:14:12,560 --> 01:14:15,393 Go! Let's hide behind the sofa! 1227 01:14:15,560 --> 01:14:19,155 I was asleep! Megan where are you? 1228 01:14:19,320 --> 01:14:22,551 - (Megan) I'm in the bathroom! - Who left the door open? 1229 01:14:22,720 --> 01:14:28,431 - Ah, it must have been the - delivery man, he brought flowers! 1230 01:14:29,440 --> 01:14:32,113 - The flowers? - - Yes, beautiful roses! 1231 01:14:32,280 --> 01:14:33,952 - Didn't you send them to me? 1232 01:14:34,120 --> 01:14:37,237 I do not! He will have sent them to you some asshole admirer! 1233 01:14:37,400 --> 01:14:39,311 Let's see a little... 1234 01:14:42,560 --> 01:14:46,030 "My love, I can't forget you..." 1235 01:14:46,200 --> 01:14:47,838 "I dream about you every night" 1236 01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:50,833 "I dream of your fragrant hair of sea coconut..." 1237 01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:53,753 "of bananas, of mango, of kiwy..." 1238 01:14:53,920 --> 01:14:56,354 What the fuck did you write there on this ticket? 1239 01:14:56,520 --> 01:14:58,112 These are poetic phrases! 1240 01:14:58,280 --> 01:15:02,432 "Please let's meet, your loving toy"! 1241 01:15:02,600 --> 01:15:05,717 - Loving trot! - - But it's the letter of an idiot! 1242 01:15:05,880 --> 01:15:07,791 - Of a moron, of an idiot! 1243 01:15:07,960 --> 01:15:09,473 I'm going to kill myself at this, huh? 1244 01:15:09,640 --> 01:15:13,394 The ticket is not for me, it's for a certain Esmeralda! 1245 01:15:13,560 --> 01:15:15,516 Stop being jealous! 1246 01:15:15,680 --> 01:15:20,037 If I find a man who buzzes you I'll tear off his ears around him! 1247 01:15:20,200 --> 01:15:23,556 I must be the angry one, you try with everyone! 1248 01:15:23,720 --> 01:15:27,554 But what are you saying? You know I only like you! 1249 01:15:27,720 --> 01:15:28,789 Come here! 1250 01:15:28,960 --> 01:15:31,428 Come here and I'll show you! 1251 01:15:34,400 --> 01:15:37,517 - I like you... 1252 01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:45,515 - Come on, let's go! - It's closed! 1253 01:15:45,680 --> 01:15:47,159 - Huh? - It's locked! 1254 01:15:47,320 --> 01:15:50,278 By key? And what do we do now? What do we do? 1255 01:15:50,440 --> 01:15:52,396 - Shhh! - Shhh! 1256 01:15:57,360 --> 01:16:00,875 No, wait! I'm going to take a shower first. 1257 01:16:12,800 --> 01:16:14,279 HIT 1258 01:16:23,440 --> 01:16:25,908 How hot! I'm getting burned! 1259 01:16:26,080 --> 01:16:28,389 Me too but shut up! Shut up! 1260 01:16:36,800 --> 01:16:40,236 Now it's freezing worse of a Scottish shower! 1261 01:17:04,160 --> 01:17:06,913 SLIDES 1262 01:17:12,640 --> 01:17:15,518 VERSE OF SCARE Nice to meet you, Covelli. 1263 01:17:15,680 --> 01:17:17,875 I am the loving toy! 1264 01:17:18,040 --> 01:17:19,996 What are you doing here? Ugly pigs! 1265 01:17:20,160 --> 01:17:22,993 You see, there has been an exchange of cards on flowers, 1266 01:17:23,160 --> 01:17:26,391 my lady and I wanted invite her for New Year's Eve! 1267 01:17:26,560 --> 01:17:27,595 2000? 1268 01:17:27,760 --> 01:17:31,673 No, the cold makes me sick belly! I'm shitting myself! 1269 01:17:31,840 --> 01:17:33,637 - Love, am I coming too? 1270 01:17:33,800 --> 01:17:35,438 Now he's going to smash us in the face! 1271 01:17:35,600 --> 01:17:38,319 And he breaks it for me too! Hurry! Come on! 1272 01:17:40,280 --> 01:17:42,953 - Soon! Enter the Turkish bath! - Over here? 1273 01:17:43,120 --> 01:17:46,476 - Come on! - But after Scotland, Turkey? 1274 01:17:53,440 --> 01:17:55,271 Darling, I have a craving! 1275 01:17:55,440 --> 01:17:59,194 - Come on! - Why don't we do it in the Turkish bath? 1276 01:18:04,160 --> 01:18:07,516 - Hate! An attack of claustrophobia! I need air! - Shhhh! 1277 01:18:07,680 --> 01:18:10,399 - Let's not start again! - It looks like a Pooh concert! 1278 01:18:12,040 --> 01:18:14,952 No, please! Let's go to the shower! 1279 01:18:15,120 --> 01:18:16,678 Come on! 1280 01:18:28,760 --> 01:18:30,239 SNEEELS 1281 01:18:31,640 --> 01:18:34,791 - I freed my nose, go! - What's wrong with you? 'And snails? 1282 01:18:34,960 --> 01:18:38,270 - Is everything okay, lawyer? - Yes, everything is fine! Hold on dear! 1283 01:18:38,440 --> 01:18:40,032 Let's go go! 1284 01:18:40,200 --> 01:18:43,670 - But what is this stuff? - Nothing, a little something for Christmas! 1285 01:18:43,840 --> 01:18:45,956 - 'Na booger! - How disgusting! 1286 01:18:46,760 --> 01:18:48,876 How would that be said that Megan isn't coming? 1287 01:18:49,040 --> 01:18:50,314 Another commitment. 1288 01:18:50,480 --> 01:18:53,711 But what! She says she's a model not elderly care! 1289 01:18:53,880 --> 01:18:56,678 Damn, I already sold it! What do I look like? 1290 01:18:56,840 --> 01:18:58,717 - No Network 4! - - What a mess! 1291 01:18:58,880 --> 01:19:00,518 He killed Filipinos! 1292 01:19:00,680 --> 01:19:03,035 - What a mess! - Hate! 1293 01:19:03,200 --> 01:19:05,395 - What happened? - But did you do it? 1294 01:19:05,560 --> 01:19:07,391 With the drill I made a hole in the pipe! 1295 01:19:07,560 --> 01:19:10,518 My goodness, I have more ass de 'n porno cinema! 1296 01:19:10,680 --> 01:19:13,990 - Hey, it's like this on the Titanic! - But he's going to die killed! 1297 01:19:14,160 --> 01:19:15,798 Here, this is how I rest! 1298 01:19:23,600 --> 01:19:26,831 I've been there for two years dream this New Year's Eve! 1299 01:19:27,000 --> 01:19:29,309 Ready? Engineer, I'm Covelli! 1300 01:19:29,480 --> 01:19:32,233 Bad news! Because of a stupid worker 1301 01:19:32,400 --> 01:19:35,358 we are without plumbing and heating! 1302 01:19:35,520 --> 01:19:38,876 Therefore I am forced to announce that the party is cancelled! 1303 01:19:39,040 --> 01:19:41,156 Engineer, don't make me vulgar! 1304 01:19:41,320 --> 01:19:44,710 I know it's New Year's Eve in 24 hours and she doesn't know where to turn her head! 1305 01:19:44,880 --> 01:19:47,792 As? No, dear! Fuck you! 1306 01:19:47,960 --> 01:19:50,793 This was the first and I still have 109 to warn! 1307 01:19:50,960 --> 01:19:54,953 Ready? I'm the secretary of the lawyer Covelli, 1308 01:19:55,120 --> 01:20:00,069 I inform you that the party is tomorrow has been postponed to an unspecified date 1309 01:20:01,000 --> 01:20:03,594 Allow me, It's not my fault unfortunately. 1310 01:20:03,760 --> 01:20:08,311 Exact! New Year's Eve 2000 ghene minga! 1311 01:20:09,240 --> 01:20:12,710 As? My mother's slut? Of your mother! 1312 01:20:13,000 --> 01:20:16,436 - Doctor Bandinelli! - Yes, it was the monster of Florence! 1313 01:20:17,160 --> 01:20:19,628 DOOR BELL Um... 1314 01:20:19,800 --> 01:20:22,268 - What, are you going to open the door for me? - Well done! 1315 01:20:22,440 --> 01:20:25,273 Don't worry, allow me, I'll go, look! 1316 01:20:27,560 --> 01:20:30,791 - Oh! Pasqualino Maraggia'! - Good evening ma'am! 1317 01:20:30,960 --> 01:20:32,678 But what a lady! I'm Hector! 1318 01:20:32,840 --> 01:20:35,274 Uh, sorry! I brought you back the ladies, 1319 01:20:35,440 --> 01:20:37,908 they had gone skating with my boys! 1320 01:20:38,080 --> 01:20:41,675 - Please come in! Travel! - Thank you! - Come on, inside! 1321 01:20:41,840 --> 01:20:43,956 Dear Esposito, please take a seat! 1322 01:20:44,120 --> 01:20:47,476 You who are so lucky, if you do a little walk around the house, sit down! 1323 01:20:47,640 --> 01:20:49,551 Bring us a little luck us too! 1324 01:20:49,720 --> 01:20:54,236 - I'd love that! But what happened to you? - No trouble with a capital o! 1325 01:20:54,400 --> 01:20:57,756 - I am sorry! - It was due tomorrow there should be a big party and instead 1326 01:20:57,920 --> 01:21:00,070 - no shit!!! - Health! 1327 01:21:00,240 --> 01:21:03,437 The radiator broke, ago cold! The party can't happen! 1328 01:21:03,600 --> 01:21:06,114 New Year's Eve 2000 is no more! 1329 01:21:06,280 --> 01:21:09,272 - It's a tragedy! - A tragedy with a capital T! 1330 01:21:09,440 --> 01:21:13,911 But when ever! You are all my guests! 1331 01:21:14,080 --> 01:21:15,308 And where? 1332 01:21:15,480 --> 01:21:18,233 At the Tofane refuge, I rented it all, eh! 1333 01:21:18,400 --> 01:21:19,879 - The whole shelter? - All! 1334 01:21:20,040 --> 01:21:22,998 Esposito we accept the invitation with great pleasure. 1335 01:21:23,160 --> 01:21:25,720 Esposito, you're not a dad! 1336 01:21:25,880 --> 01:21:29,077 But one thing... 'or nativity scene... 'or do you keep 'or nativity scene? 1337 01:21:29,240 --> 01:21:31,595 For Tufane? And what's the point? 1338 01:21:31,840 --> 01:21:37,790 LIVE NEAPOLITAN MUSIC 1339 01:21:50,560 --> 01:21:52,118 Hola! 1340 01:21:53,280 --> 01:21:56,829 Well done! It's really remarkable the dancer! 1341 01:21:57,000 --> 01:21:58,877 She was a cubist in the disco! 1342 01:21:59,040 --> 01:22:02,476 They fired her, she was without 'na lira, we were dying of hunger! 1343 01:22:02,640 --> 01:22:06,474 And we decided to lend her a hand! At least he's earning something tonight! 1344 01:22:06,640 --> 01:22:08,198 And how much should I give him? 1345 01:22:08,360 --> 01:22:11,830 - A ticket to Cuba... - 8 days in arrears in retirement... 1346 01:22:12,000 --> 01:22:15,595 - About 2 and a half million. - No, Gennari', it's three and a half! 1347 01:22:15,760 --> 01:22:21,278 Geez! To the soul of the poor thing! But I'll gladly give the money to you! 1348 01:22:21,440 --> 01:22:24,432 Because I know what hunger means! 1349 01:22:29,440 --> 01:22:32,273 - But she's beautiful, huh? - Is she beautiful? 1350 01:22:32,440 --> 01:22:34,158 It's good! 1351 01:22:39,880 --> 01:22:42,678 - Hi Gennarino! - Hey, Azzurra! - Hi Gaetano! 1352 01:22:42,840 --> 01:22:45,308 - All Covelli! - Dearest Esposito! 1353 01:22:45,480 --> 01:22:47,436 - Dearest! - Lady! 1354 01:22:47,600 --> 01:22:50,160 I don't introduce them all otherwise we'll make the dawn! 1355 01:22:50,320 --> 01:22:54,279 But imagine! Come, favourites! Gorge yourself! Come everyone! 1356 01:22:55,960 --> 01:22:57,075 See who's there? 1357 01:23:01,120 --> 01:23:03,315 - Yes, but I don't care anymore! - I understand! 1358 01:23:03,480 --> 01:23:06,870 - He sent the ring back! - He flushed it down the toilet 1359 01:23:07,040 --> 01:23:08,758 and then he pulled the rope! 1360 01:23:10,400 --> 01:23:14,075 When you dump a woman I'm shit! Don't do that! 1361 01:23:15,200 --> 01:23:19,796 Oh, here's the guest of honor! And how beautiful! 1362 01:23:19,960 --> 01:23:21,791 Hi Giuseppina! 1363 01:23:21,960 --> 01:23:24,554 - Welcome! - Hello Pasquale! 1364 01:23:24,720 --> 01:23:29,430 See who's there? It is not wanted by us come, from the rude Neapolitans, yes! 1365 01:23:29,600 --> 01:23:32,273 If you see that I'm nicer of you, unpleasant! 1366 01:23:32,440 --> 01:23:35,637 Gentlemen, meet Megan Ghella! 1367 01:23:35,840 --> 01:23:39,276 But what a thrill! We look at it always on television! 1368 01:23:39,440 --> 01:23:43,513 - Meet my husband! - Good evening little trot! 1369 01:23:45,040 --> 01:23:48,555 - Lawyer Covelli. - Good evening Megan Gale! 1370 01:23:48,720 --> 01:23:52,429 - Lawyer, you're here too. - See how small the world is! 1371 01:23:52,600 --> 01:23:56,309 Good evening everyone! Dear Pasquale! 1372 01:23:56,480 --> 01:24:00,519 - What a pleasure! - Brilliant! Brilliant! 1373 01:24:00,680 --> 01:24:03,752 The idea of coming to a party in the cable car it drives me crazy! 1374 01:24:03,920 --> 01:24:06,639 - Is there anyone I know? TRUMPET 1375 01:24:06,800 --> 01:24:10,918 - Countess! Good ending and have a good start! - Thank you! 1376 01:24:11,080 --> 01:24:13,878 I brought some friends, It doesn't bother you, does it? 1377 01:24:14,040 --> 01:24:17,715 - Meet the landlord! - (all) Good evening! 1378 01:24:17,880 --> 01:24:20,030 Good evening to you, it's a pleasure! 1379 01:24:20,200 --> 01:24:22,430 There were so few of us! Come, come! 1380 01:24:22,600 --> 01:24:24,955 - Good evening, hello. - Good evening. 1381 01:24:25,120 --> 01:24:30,831 TRADITIONAL GERMAN MUSIC 1382 01:24:40,600 --> 01:24:44,388 Instead of New Year's Eve It's like being at Oktober Fest! 1383 01:24:44,560 --> 01:24:46,118 I felt sad! 1384 01:24:46,280 --> 01:24:49,158 The youngest one looks like the grandmother of the lady in yellow! 1385 01:24:51,920 --> 01:24:56,835 Enough goodie! If you give me artra bira ner 2000 I'll get it in installments! 1386 01:24:57,000 --> 01:25:00,117 - Are you Italian? - Roman! 1387 01:25:00,280 --> 01:25:05,798 Ah Rome! Piazza di Spagna! Trevi Fountain! 1388 01:25:05,960 --> 01:25:09,430 But which de Trevi, darling, I'm actually from Tor Pagnotta! 1389 01:25:09,600 --> 01:25:10,555 Don't understand! 1390 01:25:10,720 --> 01:25:13,757 Tor Pagnotta, suburban neighborhood full of convicts! 1391 01:25:13,920 --> 01:25:16,798 - Forced? - Nice pussy! 1392 01:25:16,960 --> 01:25:19,758 Now I'll teach you another forced thing! Damn me! 1393 01:25:19,920 --> 01:25:21,069 March? 1394 01:25:21,240 --> 01:25:24,869 - You're embarrassing me! - But he jumped! 1395 01:25:25,040 --> 01:25:28,999 Do like me! One, two and three! Damn me! 1396 01:25:29,160 --> 01:25:31,674 - Actually more! - (all) More! 1397 01:25:31,840 --> 01:25:34,274 - More beans! More! - (all) More! 1398 01:25:34,440 --> 01:25:37,432 - Thirsty indeed! LAUGHTER 1399 01:25:38,560 --> 01:25:43,509 NEAPOLITAN MUSIC 1400 01:25:51,240 --> 01:25:55,518 My goodness! Such a rude New Year's Eve I had never been through it! 1401 01:25:55,680 --> 01:25:58,592 They are terrible! But you eat well! Good! 1402 01:25:58,760 --> 01:26:01,593 I would like to see he was waiter and the wife the cook! 1403 01:26:01,760 --> 01:26:02,875 - But are you going? - Yes! 1404 01:26:03,040 --> 01:26:05,156 If I take down his villa of Porto Cervo 1405 01:26:05,320 --> 01:26:08,471 These idiots become neighbors of the Aga Khan! 1406 01:26:08,640 --> 01:26:13,350 Crazy stuff! The prince he will take away my greeting! LAUGHTER 1407 01:26:15,560 --> 01:26:19,553 Yes, I'll come tomorrow too, Jennifer is waiting for me! 1408 01:26:19,720 --> 01:26:22,712 You know the model I met at the fashion shows in Milan! 1409 01:26:22,880 --> 01:26:25,314 Extremely cool! 1410 01:26:25,480 --> 01:26:28,597 But first I have to punish a hairdresser here in Cortina! 1411 01:26:28,760 --> 01:26:31,832 I'll do the practice tonight and then goodbye and thank you! 1412 01:26:32,000 --> 01:26:34,560 Ok, goodbye! Best wishes, bye! 1413 01:26:45,480 --> 01:26:47,789 - HI! - HI. 1414 01:26:47,960 --> 01:26:50,599 If I invite you to dance Does your boyfriend get angry? 1415 01:26:50,760 --> 01:26:53,672 - Don't I have a boyfriend? - And that Marco? 1416 01:26:53,840 --> 01:26:56,593 My ex but tonight I decided to give it up! 1417 01:26:56,760 --> 01:26:58,432 I can't stand it anymore! 1418 01:26:58,600 --> 01:27:00,192 - Let's go? - Yes. 1419 01:27:05,200 --> 01:27:09,876 Look what I know about women! And you were born for advertising! 1420 01:27:10,040 --> 01:27:12,235 I'll make you number 1! 1421 01:27:12,400 --> 01:27:17,030 But what are you saying? Are you kidding me! You already have number 1! 1422 01:27:17,200 --> 01:27:18,997 - Megan! - It was number 1! 1423 01:27:19,160 --> 01:27:24,029 I made her a lot of money of money but we need new faces! 1424 01:27:24,200 --> 01:27:26,077 Like yours! 1425 01:27:27,640 --> 01:27:31,519 In two days I return to Milan, why don't you stop by the office? 1426 01:27:31,680 --> 01:27:35,150 Thank you, but I'm looking for a hombre what a wonder to make me become 1427 01:27:35,320 --> 01:27:37,311 his number one for all life! 1428 01:27:37,480 --> 01:27:39,311 Not for two weeks! 1429 01:27:42,280 --> 01:27:44,475 All my life... And that is! 1430 01:27:45,440 --> 01:27:50,195 Minus 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... 1431 01:27:50,360 --> 01:27:54,956 APPLAUSE - SHOUTS Long live 2000!!! 1432 01:28:06,680 --> 01:28:09,592 - Congratulations! - Best wishes to you! 1433 01:28:09,760 --> 01:28:14,959 The sparkling wine! We toasted with beer! 1434 01:28:15,120 --> 01:28:16,792 So much worse than that! 1435 01:28:16,960 --> 01:28:20,475 - (Onion) Good Krauts! Silence! TRUMPET 1436 01:28:20,640 --> 01:28:23,916 - Oh dear! We are not forced - (all) More!!! 1437 01:28:24,080 --> 01:28:27,152 - We are not forced! - (all) More!!! 1438 01:28:27,320 --> 01:28:29,880 It's embarrassing for us in 2000!!! 1439 01:28:30,040 --> 01:28:33,271 - It's embarrassing!!! - Enough, roguish Roman! 1440 01:28:34,640 --> 01:28:37,757 I don't really have any what did you understand??? 1441 01:28:37,920 --> 01:28:41,390 I say, grandfather de Heidi came down from 'and the mountains to come' to... 1442 01:28:41,560 --> 01:28:44,597 I don't really have it what did you understand? 1443 01:28:44,760 --> 01:28:47,991 Come on! Get it over with, it's a party! 1444 01:28:48,160 --> 01:28:51,152 Here, thank Barbie yes no I was teasing you!!! 1445 01:28:52,120 --> 01:28:57,717 As a gift for the end of the millennium I want to tell you a poem, 1446 01:28:57,880 --> 01:28:59,154 written by me. 1447 01:28:59,320 --> 01:29:01,675 I want to dedicate it to a lady 1448 01:29:01,840 --> 01:29:05,628 who was very kind to me and my whole family. 1449 01:29:05,800 --> 01:29:09,110 To me? Thanks Pasquale! 1450 01:29:12,680 --> 01:29:14,113 You're welcome, master! 1451 01:29:14,280 --> 01:29:21,755 INTIMATE MUSIC What do you know, you who are rich and soulless! 1452 01:29:23,320 --> 01:29:26,198 You could have loved it easy. 1453 01:29:26,360 --> 01:29:30,114 You see us all like this, useless people! 1454 01:29:31,800 --> 01:29:36,078 We don't have anything, for us tomorrow is always like yesterday! 1455 01:29:36,600 --> 01:29:39,592 It's cold when they lock, it's time for the season, 1456 01:29:39,760 --> 01:29:42,274 but we don't take it with no one, 1457 01:29:42,440 --> 01:29:45,750 anyway no one will listen to us. 1458 01:29:45,920 --> 01:29:49,071 Instead you change yourself one dress a day, 1459 01:29:49,240 --> 01:29:51,629 you who eat meat first cut, 1460 01:29:51,800 --> 01:29:54,268 you tell me this life sucks! 1461 01:29:54,440 --> 01:29:57,876 Look around you, oh no ice cream! 1462 01:29:58,040 --> 01:30:02,989 What if we say nothing more than life it's beautiful, life is truly beautiful! 1463 01:30:03,160 --> 01:30:05,310 If not, he wouldn't have created a padretern for us! 1464 01:30:05,480 --> 01:30:08,278 APPLAUSE - CHEERS 1465 01:30:08,680 --> 01:30:10,511 A very delicate poem! 1466 01:30:10,680 --> 01:30:13,069 I didn't understand shit still touching! Bravo! 1467 01:30:13,240 --> 01:30:16,437 Did you like the poem, Countess? 1468 01:30:16,600 --> 01:30:19,637 Maybe you didn't understand it well because it is in Neapolitan. 1469 01:30:19,800 --> 01:30:21,392 But I'll explain right away. 1470 01:30:21,560 --> 01:30:25,678 Say to the Aga Khan, 'O prince, that he wouldn't take away his greeting! 1471 01:30:25,840 --> 01:30:29,958 Because we are the villa of 7 billion, we don't buy it! 1472 01:30:30,120 --> 01:30:33,112 And then to Sardinia there are already too many rude people, 1473 01:30:33,280 --> 01:30:35,874 yes we come again, you know what a crowd! 1474 01:30:36,040 --> 01:30:39,316 APPLAUSE - CHEERS 1475 01:30:42,440 --> 01:30:44,829 Uh, hello to the Aga Khan! 1476 01:30:45,000 --> 01:30:50,552 And now gentlemen, everyone in Cortina in a sleigh! Lamm ya'! 1477 01:30:50,960 --> 01:30:54,316 No, he doesn't support you that unbalances me!!! 1478 01:30:54,480 --> 01:30:56,914 - Wait Azzurra! - HI! 1479 01:30:59,440 --> 01:31:02,671 Giuseppi, squeeze hard that here we arrived in Napule! 1480 01:31:02,840 --> 01:31:03,955 Oh mama!!! 1481 01:31:04,120 --> 01:31:06,509 - Ready Jade? - Yes. 1482 01:31:12,360 --> 01:31:14,590 - Hello Marco! - Hey hello! 1483 01:31:14,760 --> 01:31:17,354 - Come down with migo, I'll give you a lift. - Thank you. 1484 01:31:17,520 --> 01:31:20,398 - But you drive in the snow I'm not practicing! - Okay! 1485 01:31:25,080 --> 01:31:28,356 Lawyer come! We return to Putei! 1486 01:31:28,520 --> 01:31:30,431 It seems to me This is big bullshit! 1487 01:31:30,600 --> 01:31:33,194 - Let's go down and see what a grin! - Are you grinning? 1488 01:31:33,360 --> 01:31:34,429 Yes sneers yes! 1489 01:31:34,600 --> 01:31:37,592 But I want to change places I'm scared in front of me! 1490 01:31:37,760 --> 01:31:40,354 - Me too! Shall we go down by cable car? - All right! 1491 01:31:40,520 --> 01:31:43,637 No! Go sledding! Cavron! THEY SCREAM 1492 01:31:43,800 --> 01:31:45,279 But this crazy girl did it! 1493 01:31:45,440 --> 01:31:47,908 Don't scream in my ears I have ear infections! 1494 01:31:48,080 --> 01:31:51,675 Megan! Megan, where are you? 1495 01:31:54,760 --> 01:31:57,911 Moraine? Moraine! 1496 01:31:58,360 --> 01:32:01,033 Wait, I'm coming down too! 1497 01:32:06,480 --> 01:32:08,072 Scared of sledding? 1498 01:32:08,240 --> 01:32:10,879 - No, I didn't want to go down with an idiot! - Understood. 1499 01:32:11,040 --> 01:32:13,600 I didn't want to either go down with an idiot! 1500 01:32:13,760 --> 01:32:15,830 - Hi, I'm Megan. - I know! 1501 01:32:16,000 --> 01:32:20,039 - But you don't know me, Morena. - You are pretty! Do you model too? 1502 01:32:20,200 --> 01:32:24,478 No, I comb the models. I'm a hairdresser. 1503 01:32:24,640 --> 01:32:26,039 LAUGHTER 1504 01:32:28,360 --> 01:32:32,558 Lawyer! I told you so who sneered! What a grin! 1505 01:32:32,720 --> 01:32:35,154 What are you saying, you idiot! Brake! Put your foot down! 1506 01:32:35,320 --> 01:32:37,993 Yes, I'm putting my foot down but you don't like me, eh? 1507 01:32:38,160 --> 01:32:42,517 But who appreciates it! THEY SCREAM 1508 01:32:42,680 --> 01:32:46,673 Lawyer, I want to get out! How scary! Fear!!! 1509 01:32:46,840 --> 01:32:49,035 Hate! THEY SCREAM 1510 01:32:49,200 --> 01:32:52,670 - Even the snow cat! Below! - I don't want to see! 1511 01:32:55,800 --> 01:32:58,155 - Look at that hump! - Like what hump? 1512 01:32:58,320 --> 01:33:01,710 THEY SCREAM 1513 01:33:03,000 --> 01:33:05,468 I'm freezing! 1514 01:33:05,640 --> 01:33:08,313 Who do you say I have feet like two popsicles! 1515 01:33:08,480 --> 01:33:10,675 But no one passes on this road? 1516 01:33:14,160 --> 01:33:16,116 - Hey! Stop, stop! - Please! 1517 01:33:19,400 --> 01:33:20,389 Roberto? 1518 01:33:23,040 --> 01:33:25,793 I'm still waiting for you outside your hotel! 1519 01:33:25,960 --> 01:33:30,556 Excuse me! I was wrong! But tonight I told him to go to hell! 1520 01:33:30,720 --> 01:33:33,075 - Hi Morena! - Hi Scottoni! 1521 01:33:33,240 --> 01:33:36,949 - How did 2000 begin? - From poor student without a penny! 1522 01:33:37,120 --> 01:33:39,839 Morena, do you two already know each other? 1523 01:33:40,000 --> 01:33:44,391 He's a bit of a football player but basically He's cute and cute too! 1524 01:33:44,560 --> 01:33:47,950 -Aren't you mad at me anymore? - How you say? New year, new life! 1525 01:33:48,120 --> 01:33:52,352 ROCKS AND HORNS 1526 01:33:54,320 --> 01:34:02,876 (singing) We are the ones that we will answer in unison!!! 1527 01:34:03,040 --> 01:34:08,672 The wine from Li casteLLi is better, and this dirty society! Dad! 1528 01:34:08,840 --> 01:34:14,358 LAUGHTER 1529 01:34:14,520 --> 01:34:19,958 - The beans have become thirsty how forced! - More! 1530 01:34:20,120 --> 01:34:24,636 But don't you see how we are? We look like a litter of fusajes! 1531 01:34:24,800 --> 01:34:26,995 All crumpled! LAUGHTER 1532 01:34:27,560 --> 01:34:31,838 Go, go! No, be careful, be careful! LAUGHTER 1533 01:35:53,960 --> 01:35:57,111 We're lost! We did the end of little red riding hood! 1534 01:35:57,280 --> 01:36:00,078 Let's hope the wolf doesn't arrive bad guy who eats us! 1535 01:36:00,240 --> 01:36:02,435 Even if the wolf doesn't arrive I'll fuck you! 1536 01:36:02,600 --> 01:36:04,955 If we started 2000 so it's your fault! 1537 01:36:05,120 --> 01:36:08,874 Look there, the first dawn of the third millennium! 1538 01:36:09,040 --> 01:36:12,794 - Fantastic! It's begun a new era! - Huh? 1539 01:36:12,960 --> 01:36:15,633 - (Screams) A new era has begun! - And I understood! 1540 01:36:15,800 --> 01:36:19,156 Imagine if from today, the world could start from scratch! 1541 01:36:19,320 --> 01:36:22,551 But it would be fantastic, a world new with no more bad things! 1542 01:36:22,720 --> 01:36:25,871 - I don't know, abolish taxes! - No more 740! 1543 01:36:26,040 --> 01:36:30,033 Retire at 39, a nice sciuret, go! 1544 01:36:30,200 --> 01:36:32,236 No more queues on the Rome ring road! 1545 01:36:32,400 --> 01:36:35,790 - No, abolish Rome itself! - And Milan remains! 1546 01:36:35,960 --> 01:36:38,952 - Reopening of the mess! - No more wives! LAUGHTER 1547 01:36:39,120 --> 01:36:40,951 ENGINE APPROACHING 1548 01:36:48,960 --> 01:36:53,033 Ah, you are here! You idiots, what happened to you? 1549 01:36:53,200 --> 01:36:55,509 You got us caught a scare! 1550 01:36:55,680 --> 01:36:57,352 Columbus, the usual idiot! 1551 01:36:57,520 --> 01:37:00,830 - Oh Siur! - Come on, hurry! We have a lot of things to do! 1552 01:37:01,000 --> 01:37:04,675 - At 10 there is sung mass! - And then we're having dinner at the Mangosi's! 1553 01:37:04,840 --> 01:37:06,751 We'll buy the cake! 1554 01:37:06,920 --> 01:37:10,390 Ah what, it must accompany the girls go skating! 1555 01:37:10,560 --> 01:37:13,199 - Okay! - A new era, huh? 1556 01:37:13,360 --> 01:37:16,989 - To me this third millennium It's already pissing me off! - Of course! 1557 01:37:17,160 --> 01:37:20,596 - Better the fabulous 60s! - Young man! Get a move on! 1558 01:37:20,760 --> 01:37:23,593 She's always been a bitch, even in the 60s! 1559 01:37:23,760 --> 01:37:26,035 I'm coming love! I can you... 1560 01:37:30,880 --> 01:37:34,077 Miss, we have to go otherwise he'll miss the plane! 1561 01:37:34,240 --> 01:37:36,913 - Goodbye Megan! - Hi Roberto! 1562 01:37:37,480 --> 01:37:41,837 - I wanted to tell you that... - It was wonderful for me too! 1563 01:37:42,000 --> 01:37:45,390 - Seriously? - I won't forget this New Year's Eve! 1564 01:37:45,560 --> 01:37:48,393 - Who do you say? - It will be our secret! 1565 01:37:48,560 --> 01:37:50,312 Don't worry! 1566 01:37:53,000 --> 01:37:56,072 Listen, but I can't tell you not even to Paolo? 1567 01:37:56,240 --> 01:38:00,233 Italians all the same! The important thing is to tell your friends! 1568 01:38:00,400 --> 01:38:02,675 What does it have to do with it, you are not just anyone! 1569 01:38:02,840 --> 01:38:06,674 If in Bologna they know what's wrong with me happened tonight they make me mayor! 1570 01:38:06,840 --> 01:38:09,149 It's the same if they find out about it in Cortina? 1571 01:38:09,320 --> 01:38:10,878 Well, better than nothing! 1572 01:38:11,040 --> 01:38:15,670 Come with me! Let's hurry! I'm 10 minutes to make you mayor! 1573 01:38:31,160 --> 01:38:35,153 APPLAUSE 1574 01:38:39,360 --> 01:38:42,830 Other than mayor, they make me here President of the Republic! 1575 01:38:45,200 --> 01:38:48,476 - Do you like this? - Don't start looking at the shop windows, eh! 1576 01:38:48,640 --> 01:38:51,279 I can't give you anything anymore after the jacket! 1577 01:38:51,440 --> 01:38:54,876 I took it back to the store and I had the receipt torn up! 1578 01:38:55,040 --> 01:38:56,712 - Really? - Certain! 1579 01:38:56,880 --> 01:38:59,519 You didn't want to get engaged with someone who's after money! 1580 01:38:59,680 --> 01:39:01,875 Then you and I would be engaged! 1581 01:39:02,040 --> 01:39:05,715 I go to bed with mine engaged, not with the first person who comes by! 1582 01:39:10,160 --> 01:39:12,230 Did you like the gifts? 1583 01:39:12,400 --> 01:39:15,278 Thank you, Mr. Esposito, thank you so much! 1584 01:39:15,440 --> 01:39:17,954 Stay good, see you next year! 1585 01:39:18,120 --> 01:39:19,473 Easter, what do you want to do? 1586 01:39:19,640 --> 01:39:23,030 What are you doing! This is a holiday for me I really liked it in the snow! 1587 01:39:23,200 --> 01:39:24,189 Me too! 1588 01:39:24,360 --> 01:39:28,672 And I believe you! I redid it for you wardrobe for four generations! 1589 01:39:28,840 --> 01:39:33,311 Uncle Easter! We would need it another nice 300,000 lire! 1590 01:39:33,480 --> 01:39:35,198 - Still! - Again, uncle! 1591 01:39:35,360 --> 01:39:36,918 But do you see those two? 1592 01:39:38,960 --> 01:39:41,633 Those are two crazy things of the games room! 1593 01:39:41,800 --> 01:39:44,678 On the other hand, beautiful females are expensive! 1594 01:39:46,160 --> 01:39:51,871 I have 300,000 lire at your age I've never seen them all together! 1595 01:39:52,040 --> 01:39:54,156 From tomorrow onwards, play ping pong! 1596 01:39:54,320 --> 01:39:56,993 At ping pong? And who knows how to play? Thanks uncle! 1597 01:39:57,160 --> 01:40:00,516 Giuseppi', I have to win here even the New Year's lottery! 1598 01:40:04,960 --> 01:40:07,190 I preferred the strudel, not the mimosa! 1599 01:40:07,360 --> 01:40:09,590 - Nothing ever suits you! - Eh, okay... 1600 01:40:09,760 --> 01:40:11,716 Isn't that Jade? 1601 01:40:11,880 --> 01:40:14,440 Yes, it's Jade! But he's not Marco! 1602 01:40:14,600 --> 01:40:17,398 Your son is clumsy like his father! 1603 01:40:17,560 --> 01:40:19,516 Hi mom! Hello dad! 1604 01:40:21,520 --> 01:40:24,990 - Is that your dad? - Yes, I told you, everything falls off him! 1605 01:40:25,160 --> 01:40:27,037 It's just like Mister Bean! 1606 01:40:28,240 --> 01:40:31,232 Columbus! Now I have to go in to buy another one! 1607 01:40:31,400 --> 01:40:32,753 - Take the strudel! 1608 01:40:32,920 --> 01:40:36,310 Dad, my Christmas present it was left pending, wasn't it? 1609 01:40:36,480 --> 01:40:39,278 - So what? - I've decided! 1610 01:40:39,440 --> 01:40:41,510 I want a ticket to Cuba! 1611 01:40:41,680 --> 01:40:44,194 I want to introduce Marco to my dad and my mom! 1612 01:40:44,360 --> 01:40:48,239 It was love at first sight! Your son is a fantastic boy! 1613 01:40:48,400 --> 01:40:50,391 He's just like his dad! 1614 01:40:51,960 --> 01:40:54,394 - The ticket I give to you too! - Thank you! 1615 01:40:54,560 --> 01:40:56,710 But I earned the money at the party! 1616 01:40:56,880 --> 01:41:00,998 But keep the money in your hand You have to have fun in Cuba, you idiots! 1617 01:41:01,160 --> 01:41:02,878 Thank you, Hector! 1618 01:41:03,040 --> 01:41:05,474 - Happy new year! - Well yes! 1619 01:41:05,640 --> 01:41:08,518 Since you made it to become Mrs. Colombo? 1620 01:41:08,680 --> 01:41:10,398 You have become the dove! 1621 01:41:10,560 --> 01:41:13,552 Coso, come and give us a hand what about these envelopes? 1622 01:41:13,720 --> 01:41:14,869 Commands! 1623 01:41:15,240 --> 01:41:16,195 Meh! 1624 01:41:16,360 --> 01:41:19,193 I have decided for the Epiphany to have a Tyrolean dinner. 1625 01:41:19,360 --> 01:41:21,510 Roe deer, speck, frankfurters and sauerkraut! 1626 01:41:21,680 --> 01:41:24,148 All light stuff! But what did you buy? 1627 01:41:24,320 --> 01:41:26,914 What a question! We have 100/110 guests! 1628 01:41:27,080 --> 01:41:29,640 - For epiphany festoon! - Eh, the new era! 1629 01:41:29,800 --> 01:41:31,756 Let's put this stuff in the car! 1630 01:41:31,920 --> 01:41:33,797 Watch out for the egg bag! 1631 01:41:33,960 --> 01:41:36,713 - Don't make me an omelette! - Commands! 1632 01:41:37,000 --> 01:41:39,719 'These parties are a massacre! Always paid! MEOW 1633 01:41:39,840 --> 01:41:42,195 - Stop, don't move! - What is it? 1634 01:41:42,360 --> 01:41:45,079 All we need is the black cat of snow! 1635 01:41:45,240 --> 01:41:46,878 That's a pain in the ass, you! 1636 01:41:47,120 --> 01:41:51,352 Wait, let's get that pussy over so he gets the bad luck! 1637 01:41:53,440 --> 01:41:55,476 - Let's go. - Come on, go! 1638 01:42:02,040 --> 01:42:03,951 'His... 1639 01:42:04,120 --> 01:42:07,351 Ahò, in beans! You really owe me an apology! 1640 01:42:07,520 --> 01:42:10,956 But I just went to buy two cuckoo clocks for grandmother and aunt! 1641 01:42:11,120 --> 01:42:13,475 My goodness how am I!!! 1642 01:42:13,640 --> 01:42:17,315 - Duke, what's wrong with you? - No, I'm a cream! 1643 01:42:17,480 --> 01:42:18,549 And I have mousse! 1644 01:42:18,720 --> 01:42:21,314 What are you talking about, too? Ahh!!! 1645 01:42:21,480 --> 01:42:25,075 If you ask me, I'll send you home like a soap opera! 1646 01:42:25,240 --> 01:42:26,832 In episodes! 1647 01:42:27,000 --> 01:42:29,389 I'll leave you head on and then... 1648 01:42:29,560 --> 01:42:32,313 In the meantime I'm leaving then something I'll do you! A fracicone! 1649 01:42:32,480 --> 01:42:33,799 But what do you want with me? 1650 01:42:33,960 --> 01:42:35,075 I'll give you pizza in your face 1651 01:42:35,240 --> 01:42:37,674 what do I do to you? He loves me, he doesn't love me with eyebrows! 1652 01:42:37,840 --> 01:42:40,638 And I have no artichoke and no belly that I close you as 'no startac! 1653 01:42:40,800 --> 01:42:43,712 Once that's done, I'll put you in the carza and you less after Epiphany! 1654 01:42:43,880 --> 01:42:47,953 I, on the other hand, pijo you for the ears and I'll push you like the UEFA cup! 1655 01:43:59,000 --> 01:44:00,672 'How cold, oh! 1656 01:44:00,840 --> 01:44:03,912 In grains, but what is it? I'm really freezing! 1657 01:44:04,080 --> 01:44:06,389 I have a calippo between the legs, ah!